Olympics, American Style

It's time for the Coma Olympics where synchronized lawn mowing and competitive beer gutting sets the stage for some real competition. We'd like to thank our newest sponsor The Coma Landmine Tours and Museum. Take a Landmine tour today. It'll blow you away. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious. This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from the Coma Grain Elevator and Convention Center which is just like Rio but with less hotwax.