On the 4th Day of Narcissistmas: Selena Gomez Musical Oeuvre

Welcome to day 4 of Narcissismas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today it’s about the Mozart of our time, Selena Gomez. Tune in to hear Jason iconically say, “They say the day the music died is about Selena Gomez losing her last kidney.”There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:Queendom award Best text never sent Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)Worst manMost distinctive era of lifeTaylor swift award for best eraBest movie we didn’t see Worst trauma to have The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destructionBarbie award for achievement in feminismBarbenheimer award for biggest frenemies Best movie to see with dadWorst movie to see with dad The I’m in the basement award for inconvenienceUgly hot award Devastating!  The bear award for most stressful place of workBest strikeLil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut Movie we wished had a lil frontal  Xotchi Gomez award for big star potentialBest blind singer/actress Biggest insult towards us Biggest threat to us Glizzy award for best nickname Hottie boombody awardBiggest change Biggest JourneyBiggest GagWealth indicator Worst legend Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fallHat of the year 2023 To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected].