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Narcissists Talking
by Alaina and Jason
Calling all legends! Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, provide colorful commentary on the cultural zeitgeist, including, but not limited to, pop culture, film, tv, music, theater, and MUCH more-TRUST! Rate us five stars or don’t listen!!! Xoxo
Episodes
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“Omenanapia”
Come one, come all to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie. Lots to talk about! Do they talk about it? No. Instead, they discuss: the Titanic, James Bond, 5th grade trauma, yogurt bowls, New Taylor songs, bean mayo pasta, The Shards, Silo, bootcut jeans, Primetime, and Jason’s nasty week.…
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"Marry Me Slop Bowl"
Hello! SaWaDika! The Na-na-na-narcissists are back! Sooo much to talk about today. Topics include: DWTS, Toot Sweet, a very long Practical Magic 2 review by Lilli, Disturbia deep dive, Mormon Wives, the hero’s journey and where we are at with it, #meatweek, Big Brother, Emmys, and Coyote vs. Acme.
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Dua Lipa’s New Rules (Extended Edition)
This episode is bonkers. Topics include: Puddle Splashing, Fighting the Platts, the Conflict in Albania, French poetry, The Goonies, Jason’s tight ten joke, cousin YouTube recs, Percy Jackson Orlando Waterpark in an alternate dimension, the State Fair, and new music recs. We’re just as gagged as...
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“WHO?”
Legends! Welcome! The Narcissists are eager to be back in your ears and hearts. Today’s topics include: Adults S2, Silo, Summer House, Maroon 5 bangers, Not Suitable for Work, Google Image, Widow's Bay, favorite musicals, unexpected cheddar, and childhood bathtub fails. Nasty!! We love you.
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“That Looks Like an Edwardian Silhouette”
Bello, Legends! The Narcissists aren’t joking around today. Lots to go over! Dr. Seuss, HotD finale, Spider-Man, Cassandra Clare, X-Men, piss on the floor at Jason’s work, Yesteryear, The Shards, Maddy’s Secret, Leviticus, and the name Igby Rigney. Alaina also created a list of 100 women that she...
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“No No, It’s Not Science. It’s Just Something I Came Up With”
Legends, welcome! This week the Narcissists had absolutely nothing to speak on, and yet, they persisted. They covered mod mentality, Galaxy Brain, Petal, the Swan Princess, evil clowns from 2016, trad wife culture, and the new Black Panther. Rate this podcast 5 stars please oh god please.
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"Pink Labor"
Legends… the Narcissists have returned to your ears after what seems like a 20-year-long journey, and y’all better uphold Zeus’s Law and welcome them!!! Lots to talk about. Lainie has returned from the woods after playing Survivor for 4 days and, yes, the woods changed her. Recent watches…
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"HELLO!"
HELLO Legends! The narcissists have returned ready to discuss this summer’s hottest pop-culture happenings. Topics include: Toy Story 5, James Charles in Africa, Drizzlicous, X-Men'97, Hot D, Lilli’s full Minions vs. Monsters review, Alaina’s new operatic vocals, Mount Everest and the Emmy...
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“Juvenile Curiosity” ft. LeErik Iverson
Legends! The narcissists are back in the studio and this time they brought company… Alaina’s dad’s favorite guest, Brother Erik, is back! They talk House of the Dragon returning, The Jimmy’s, Naz Reid, Italy, the Alaskan mudflats, F1, epic party ideas, Love Island, and flavored gum. Confused why...
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“ Gwi-ma’s Goons”
Hi Legends. So here’s the thing. George Glass forget to post this. we should have fired him… but it’s pride month. The prettiest narcissists in America, Jason and Lainie, are back back back again. Today’s topics include: Disclosure Day, new Olivia album, Summertime, Gulliver Travels, mythical...
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"Mother! I'm Gonna Let You Have It"
Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients…
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We’re sorry… (addressing our misgivings)
Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for. Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week.…
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"We Are Infinite"
Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music…
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“Everyone Moved So Quickly to Devaluation in My Dream”
Happy Sunday Legends! Jason is back in the US and in your ears. Lainie is there too. Lots to cover! Jason watched 100 movies (Life of Pi, The Stranger, Sorry Baby, & more) on the plane while Lainie watched lots of new TV (Euphoria, Hacks, Margot’s Got Money Problems) They also unpack The Cursed...
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"Poddy Mouth"
Legends, welcome back to another incredible podcast with Lainie and Jason. They once again have “nothing to talk about,” which means there’s chaos ahead! Topics include: The Drama, (de)pitted dates, Love Story finale, farts, RHORI, new Slayyyter album, fork vs spoons, “Geronimo” origins, playing...
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"Dolphins Akimbo"
Hi Legends, it’s a-me, a narcissist. Jason and Lainie are taking the world by storm once again. They have nothing to talk about, but have no fear!!! It’s fun!! Topics include: Bear attacks, mole removals, Katseye, meatballs, evil walkers, Survivor, OR3, witchcraft, and new movies like Ready or…
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“Around the Roundabout and Down to Chile to Play Polo”
Welcome, Legends. So much has happened since the Narcissists last spoke. They have returned to give their thoughts on The Oscars, Taylor Frankie Paul, 2026 upcoming movies, Love Story, Company Retreat and new music they are loving. NGL this ep starts a bit slow, but they definitely find purchase...
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"You, Me, the JBL"
Legends, welcome back. Lainie and Jason have a great new episode for you filled with radical joy, merry mischief, and random bursts of awesomeness. Lots of silliness ahead! Serious topics: Survivor 50, Tell Me Lies, Timotheé x ballet drama, Katseye drama, Train Dreams, Knight of the 7 Kingdoms…
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"Jealous of Luigi’s Mansion?"
Jason and Lainie are so sorry. This is a very long episode, but why reject the gift of gab?Did Michelangelo reject the paintbrush?! Topics include: Wuthering Heights, The Blue Man Group, Trans-Bride, Olympic scandals and surprises, Kate Bush, Survivor 50 predictions, and Love is Blind. There’s…
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3rd Annual Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony + “We Cooked! We Cooked Nasty Style!”
Tonight’s the night! Welcome Legends to the third annual Narcissists Talking Legend Award ceremony. Your hosts and narcissists for the evening, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to congratulate the winners, but as you know, it is an honor just be nominated. They then chat at the NTLA after party.…
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“Can We Get a Little Commotion for Katie Ledecky?”
Hello, Legends. The Narcissists are happy to be back together once again doing their favorite activity— pleasing the masses! After a couple of tough weeks in Minneapolis, Jason and Lainie let loose by meandering through silly topics. From the ethics of dams to the pigs in the sky, there’s truly...
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“Shaming Them Into Freedom“
Hey Legends! Welcome back to another hit episode! Today is the long awaited NTLA Nomination Ceremony, and let’s just say you Legends certainly made your voices heard. Narcissists, Jason and Lainie, guide us through the noms before they share their predictions about the other, less significant…
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“Everyone’s Asexual in the End”
Happy 2026, Legends! The Narcissists can’t wait to bring perfection to yet another year. They ended the year with some banger movies like Marty Supreme and Sentimental Value, as well as great TV shows like Percy Jackson and Heated Rivalry. They also watched Stranger Things. They have thoughts....
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“Turmoil” + 2025 NTLA Categories
Happy holidays, Legends! The Narcissists are feeling on top of the world after consuming so many nummy pieces of media. Avatar, Percy Jackson, Heated Rivalry, AND Wake Up Dead Man?! They don’t deserve this!! (But of course they do…) They also can’t wait to reveal the official categories for the...
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"A Beautiful 28"
Hey legends. Welcome back to another hit episode of the podcast Narcissists Talking with your hosts Lainiepoo and Jasonpoo. The narcissists whip through topics this week, such as the intro of Spy Kids, the Phantom of the Opera, Stranger Things, Spotify Wrapped, Heated Rivalry, and we get an…
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“She Was a Nurse? He…”
Oh, what a celebration we’ll have today, Legends. Thank Goodness! The Narcissists are feeling wicked after seeing one of their most anticipated films of the year, Wicked: For Good, and they have lots to say! But there’s always time to gab on other happenings in culture! Topics include: DWTS,...
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“One Gallop for Womankind”: The 100th Episode
Hey Legends! Happy 100th* episode! To celebrate, the Narcissists dole out 100 pieces of their best advice. Other topics include Halloween, hair shedding, Ralph Lauren Xmas, Only Murders in the Building, Stranger Things recap, “shoe diva” aesthetic, Zombies 4, Frankenstein, The Aces, work happy...
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"Beef Stroganoff Junior Mints"
Happy Halloween, Legends. The Narcissists are celebrating early since next week is their 100th episode!! Can you even believe it?! Our producer, George Glass, didn’t take any notes, so we didn’t have much to include in this description. I do think you’ll figure it out though!! To stay connected:...
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"Sometimes You’re Off-Putting When You're Happy"
Hey Legends, it’s us, the Narcissists. Usually I write in third person for these descriptions, but not tonight…. I just… can’t…. We feed you tonight. Tonight’s topics include lots of Disney/Epic Universe and Taylor Swift. If you are an annoying white person, this will be perfect for you!! Other...
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"Sometimes You Can Feel Very Lonely in a Crowded Room"
Did you miss them? Oh I’m sure, Legends… The Narcissists are back in your ears after Jason finally freaking returned from Romania. Lots to chat about! Lainie and Jason immediately discuss Vlad the Impaler before moving into “hot” vs “nice” people, the Wuthering Heights trailer, The Long Walk,...
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“Mustache-philia”: Conclusion of Sibling Summer w/ Erik
Welcome back, Legends, to the final installment of Sibling Summer! Narcissists, Lainie and Jason, welcome back Brother Erik, making him their most returning guest. Topics include: Fantasy Football, Erik’s app ideas, SNL casting changes, Man’s Best Friend, Caught Stealing, Juicy Yank Yank, doggie...
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"Manufactured Authenticity" w/ Jenna and Brother Adam
Welcome back to Sibling Summer, Legends. Siblings of the day: Adam and Jenna. This episode is (basically) a full Exploration:Live segment, so if you don’t want to pick apart sidewalk dominance or explore the complexities of taking a picture at a sunset, this episode is not for you. The…
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"The Multiple Summers I Made Many Bad Choices"
Hey Legends. In this episode, the Narcissists are really in their bag. They talk Weapons, AnnaSophia Robb, The Life of a Showgirl, cursed fiscal calendars, cold air, Survivor AU vs the World, and L’Eclisse (one of Jason’s fancy films). There’s a lot of music to talk about: new Conan Gray, The…
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"Yuck on Whomever That Was"
Now, Legends, watch me whip 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ Now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ Just kidding!! Welcome back to another totally awesome episode with Lainie and Jason. They had nothing to talk about, so it’s a wild one. Topics include: Boobs out in MN lewd??, elephants, ballet, Jason’s...
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PNTDS (Post-Narcissists Talking Depression Syndrome)
Tell your friends that the Narcissists are back. Jason has returned from seeing Evita and Oscar at the Crown in London, and he tells all! They also talk about Bachelor in Paradise, good books, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Paris is Burning, Roald Dahl being weird AF, Snow White, the Bent-Neck…
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"The Villain is Here" w/ Lilli
Legends, welcome to the official start of sibling summer! Today’s guest is Lainie’s sister, Lilli, our most vile legend. She has much to update you on regarding her iPad games, Sims packs, and eating habits. Narcissists Jason and Lainie share their love of K-Pop, Demon Hunters, Kimberly Akimbo…
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"Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Stadium Dog"
What’s freaking up, Legends? Jason and Lainie are back with a titillating episode filled with laughter, singing, and a bit of drama. Topics include: Purple Noon (Plein Soleil), Addison Rae Ticket disaster, Jimmy Awards, Evil Under the Sun, Materialists, cabin life, amateur definition, and Jimmy...
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"Twice the Pride, Double the Fall"
Happy 2-year anniversary to Narcissists Talking! Your favorite hosts, Lainie and Jason, are giving you a special treat… 2x the length of a normal ep!! Thankfully for them, they have a lot to talk about. Topics include: Overcompensating, Adults, Addison, Traitors cast reveal, Paris is Burning,...
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"You Just Got ‘Stiltskinned!"
Hey, Legends, Jason and Lainie are back with another hit podcast. From Reputation TV to polycules to hot dog water, this episode truly covers everything. The Narcissists discuss recent watches (Final Destination: Bloodlines, and Overcompensating), our worlds biggest mysteries (Amelia Earhart…
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“Left Half My Sloppy Joe in Havana Oh Na Na”
From Sloppy Joe’s to Ernest Hemingway, this episode has it all! Welcome back, Legends. Jason and Lane Dog, cannot wait for Taylor to announce Reputation (Taylor’s Version) at the AMA’s tonight! Until that happens, they talk Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning, white people music, Final…
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"Stick Shift Summer"
Hey legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie. Today’s topics: dry cleaning, dog sitting, Alaina’s New York City trip, the Met Gala, SNL’s future, Kate Berlant, Andor, Broadway tea, and stick shift summer (to prepare for the Amazing Race). They also discuss for the second...
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"Can’t Find Purchase in the Spring"
Hey, Legends. Jason and Alaina are back to report on culture and a whole lot of other fun stuff. Topics include: name of the months, Fun Home musical, Andor s2, Jason’s Madison Beer Nachos playlist, Survivor, Harriet Tubman, Sing Sing, Chinese Moon Goddess mythology, and Zombies 4 teaser trailer....
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"Pope Vert"
Welcome back Legends, or if you’re new, welcome Xenia. Jason and Lainie are fresh off a long weekend of fun, only to for it to end with Papa Francisco dying. There’s much to unpack there. They then go into Addison Rae, bar crawling, and Sinners, the best movie of the year (so far). Other topics...
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The Christian Episode
Legends, welcome back. Jason and Lainie have survived the weekend and are ready to report on White Lotus, Yellow Jackets, Coachella, and more pop culture fun. Before that happens they go IN on a Holy Week breakdown, followed by the 10 plagues of Egypt, followed by the 12 apostles. If you love the...
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“Boy Bullets at the Girl Gun Store (BBATGGS)"
Legends, welcome to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie (she’s rebranding). This week the Narcissists talk about absolutely nothing and it’s fun! Lots of music this ep. Jason shares his amazing party ideas. They open mail. It’s incredible how things happen. We hope you enjoy Miss Saigon,...
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Operation Italy, Year of the Clock
Ciao, Legends! The narcissists are BACK after Jason’s European adventure. Time to catch up! They go through all the TV shows they’ve seen: White Lotus, Bachelor, Survivor, Severance, and Yellowjackets. Other topics include the new Hunger Games book, Life of Pi, Mayhem, Chase Icon, Wings, Mickey…
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"Red Delicious, K*ll Yourself"
Legends, welcome back. Or if this is your first time with the narcissists… dear god. Today Jason and Lainie (she’s trying to go by Lainie, but Jason is refusing) have lots to cover. They chat Oscars, recent movies (Flow, Nickel Boys, A Complete Unknown) and the million of TV shows on right now....
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2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony
It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists Jason and Alaina. The results are in! Will your favorite snatch a coveted NTLA? Probably! Email the narcissists at [email protected] for all comments.
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"Fridays Are For Clenching"
As RuPaul says, “Hello, hello, hello,” legends! Jason and Alaina are reunited at last. There are a million shows out right now that they are watching like Love is Blind, Severance, Yellowjackets, White Lotus, & the Traitors. They also talk at length about alligators/crocodiles. Other topics...
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The Nacho Episode
Hey, Legends. Alaina and Jason are back in the studio, delivering high-caliber nachos once again. They recap the Grammys, a Star Wars Burlesque show, and read emails, before getting into their long promised Exploration: Live segment, where surprise, they are very funny and clever. Other topics...
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Calling all legends! Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, provide colorful commentary on the cultural zeitgeist, including, but not limited to, pop culture, film, tv, music, theater, and MUCH more-TRUST! Rate us five stars or don’t listen!!! Xoxo
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Calling all legends! Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, provide colorful commentary on the cultural zeitgeist, including, but not limited to, pop culture, film, tv, music, theater, and MUCH more-TRUST! Rate us five stars or don’t listen!!! Xoxo
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