One Battle After Another

If you didn't like the film it's because you've allowed the internet to fully warp your mind and turn you into a pile of goo. You walk between the bathroom and the living room, shitting and eating, shitting and eating, until it's time for bed when you scroll endlessly through AI porn slop and tweets about how, actually, technically, Paul Thomas Anderson is actually like, not even like, doing like black feminism correctly. Me, a stupid baby who doesn't know how to write or take photographs with my iphone, I know I would definitely make a better movie than that Mayo Ass White Boy, because despite never finishing a book ever in my life, I've read enough headlines and seen enough reviews of youtube standup clips that I'm more than capable of producing an entertaining three hour movie about failed revolutions and the dispossession of people from levels of real power. Goddamn you people suck. You should be ashamed to go outside, because you don't deserve something as simple and beautiful as sunlight.