One Flight Upgrade v. Two Travelers (with Tess Sorensen)

Ever found yourself arm-wrestling a loved one over who gets the first-class upgrade? In this spirited episode of Premeditated, Graham, Neil and our BFF Tess guide you through a hilarious journey into the unpredictable world of airline seat assignments. Alongside Gary Anderson and Mary Patricia, a couple just trying to survive on Spirit Airlines, we explore travel etiquette with a comedic twist. From playful banter to candid confessions, we dissect the unwritten rules that keep travelers on their toes, often leading to uproarious moments amidst the chaos of boarding gates and narrow jet bridges.But that's just the tip of the baggage tag! We also tackle the moral dilemmas of utilizing travel perks when you're jet-setting with family or friends, navigating the delicate balance between comfort and camaraderie. Should you split up at customs? Is it okay to abandon Grandma in Economy Class?Through light-hearted anecdotes and keen observations, we challenge the perceived societal obligations and the "no person left behind" mentality, urging listeners to prioritize their personal journeys and forge ahead with confidence. Buckle up. This episode is a belly laugh-filled ride through travelling in partnership.-----Justice Graham: Mr. Neil, it is my understanding that the flyers in your party were given but one upgrade despite there being two passengers abreast Spirit Airlines Flight 271 to Cabo San Lucas.Mr. Neil: Gee whiz Your Honor. You sure summed that up correctly!  Ms: Tess: Pardon, a moment of parliamentary procedure, but were does one find the designated area for urination? As the justly recognized First-Class flyer of the group, I demand proper accommodations for my bladder's needsMr. Neil:  You see, You Honor? My wife is the cream of the cream of the top of the crop. She deserves the lavish accoutrement of flying at the front of the plane.Justice Graham: So, in my estimation, there is no need for judicial interference in the case of One Upgrade v. Two Travelers.Ms. Tess: No sir! We're two root-tootin' rutabagas on the trip of a lifetime. And pray tell, where do you buy your powdered wigs?-----Guest: Tess Sorensen Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwaldeinsta: @premeditatedpod