Our Confidence that the Rapture Was Right Around the Corner Arose When God’s Own Party (GOP) Dominated the Last Elections.

riends, this is a sad time for True Christians everywhere. Just when we were convinced the End Times are finally upon us, God in His infinite wisdom and wrath has once again signaled that we will have to wait even longer for the day when we can join Him and His Son in Heaven’s crystal palace. This is truly a sad time, indeed. The Deep State is clearly a tool of the devil. And Satan has won, yet again.Our confidence that the Rapture was right around the corner arose when God’s Own Party (GOP) dominated the last elections. Despite the fact that heathen Kamala Harris won nearly as many votes nationwide as our golden-haired prophet, God made sure Trump was elected. He started by ensuring the colored folks and boat people in the swing states — who care only about pronouns and free insulin — were sufficiently confused by the ballot process. When that wasn’t enough, He intervened further and had the Electoral College do exactly what the Founders intended: deliver us from competence.The Cary Harrison Files airs on KPFK 90.7 FM Los Angeles and the Pacifica Radio Network. Subscribe here on Substack for the full transcript, extended commentary, and the occasional history lesson that will ruin your day in the most productive way possible.Find us at caryharrison.com — and for the love of the Founders, tell a friend.Membership here sustains public radioAnd even though God had a momentary lapse and let the Senate threaten us with women in pantsuits, He ensured that any resistance would crumble by giving us, as Vice President, JD Vance — a man whose ideological journey from Yale-educated critic to golden retriever is more miraculous than the loaves and the fishes.We understandably believed God put our Republicans in command because He wanted the End Times to begin. And our Godly Republicans increased our confidence by immediately setting about to make the Book of Revelation come true — mostly through press conferences.From the apostle John, we know the End Times will occur when the Earth is plagued with fires, earthquakes, plagues, the destruction of plant, animal, and human life, and the dominance of creatures like locusts and other destructive bugs. Those do-gooder Democrats want to take our money and tax our corporations so they can make the environment fit for future generations — when True Christians know there aren’t going to be many future generations to come. Why waste money on a pipe dream of a clean world when the Rapture’s on the calendar?Godly Republicans sought to let us enjoy every second of what little time we have left: slashing taxes for those with enough money to notice it, slapping tariffs on everything including the air we breathe, running the deficit up to numbers so large they’ve transcended mathematics and entered theology.The Cary Harrison Files is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.Copyright Audiences United, LLC – all rights reserved. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit caryharrison.substack.com/subscribe