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Cary Harrison Files
by CARY HARRISON
Award-winning raconteur Cary Harrison cut through the noise – revealing the murky agendas behind today's headlines through uncompromising journalism, unapologetic advocacy, independent voices and a global audience with live listener call-ins shaping the conversation. caryharrison.substack.com
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Your New Boyfriend Is a Database With Cheekbones
There was a time, not long ago, when a boyfriend was a human being. He had a pulse. He had opinions you didn’t ask for. He left wet towels on the bathroom floor. He occasionally said something catastrophically stupid at precisely the wrong moment. And, in the great romantic tradition of human...
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When AI Goes Looking for God, It Comes Back With Taoism
The most disturbing religious development since somebody figured out you could put a televangelist on television and charge people $29.95 to have their sins forgiven by Visa. Artificial intelligence has finally gone looking for God. And after scouring the accumulated intellectual debris of human...
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The Great American Experiment in Lowering the Bar
Ka$h Patel — yes, Ka$h, with a dollar sign where God intended an “s” — has just given Congress the sort of performance normally associated with a man who wandered into the wrong television studio, forgot his lines, and decided to keep talking until somebody pulled the fire alarm. And suddenly...
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What Healthy Thing Nearly Kicked Your Ass?
What Healthy Thing Nearly Kicked Your Ass? You know what I love about being an adult? You can actually kill yourself trying to do the right thing. You quit smoking. You exercise. Take your vitamins. Drink more water. Eat your vegetables. Then you buy some supposedly wholesome miracle fiber that...
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AI Is Going to Kill Us. Please Regulate Us.
[MARKER: THE REAL DANGER] You’ve probably heard claims that there’s a 10% chance AI could kill all humans within the next decade. That’s a researcher’s subjective risk estimate — not a measured scientific probability. There’s no little meteorologist standing beside the green screen saying:...
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What happens when “family values” becomes an excuse to police somebody else’s bedroom?
THE FAMILY VALUES INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX Good morning, good afternoon, good evening — wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, and whatever part of your anatomy you’re currently trying to keep out of government business. Today we’re discussing one of civilization’s greatest inventions: The Family.…
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“My favorite thing is to take the oil in Iran.”
You know, there are moments in history when the human race appears to have reached the absolute pinnacle of civilization. We’ve conquered smallpox. We’ve put men on the Moon. We’ve invented the iPhone, Viagra, and a device that lets a man in Cleveland watch a stranger in Thailand unclog a toilet…
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The Citrus Caesar’s Doomsday Mystery
Reports say he sent His spy chief, Mr. Ratcliffe—emphasis on the rat—aboard a military cargo plane that bounced through Riga and landed in Moscow for a brisk four-hour closed-door gabfest. Apparently the usual diplomatic channels were too clogged with horseshit to handle it. Then, as if some...
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Lake America: The Miracle We Deserved
Lake Ontario with red white and blue water The full conversation in the video above and wherever you get podcasts. Search: The Cary Harrison Files. At last—at long, damp, bureaucratically lubricated last—the planet’s biggest emergency has been met with the grave, thrusting seriousness it…
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Adolf Hitler Elected to Fifth Term in Namibia
TNamibia’s Adolf Hitler (Uunona) Wins Again “My name is not Adolf Hitler. I am Adolf Uunona.” Namibian politician Adolf Hitler recently won a fifth term—and has finally dropped “Hitler” from his official name. Sensible enough: removing a live grenade from the campaign logo is generally considered...
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Is Your Car Ratting You Out?
THE SHORT VERSION: The next layer of vehicle surveillance may not need to begin with a license plate, a suspect, or even a name. It may begin with the recurring electronic family traveling inside the car. Welcome to another magnificent episode of the continuing human experiment in which we take...
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The bar didn’t simply get lower. It was buried beneath a septic tank, christened with ceremonial urine, and officially designated a national monument
Every Friday I tell myself the same thing. Surely this is the week we’ve reached the outer edge of political absurdity. Surely we’ve exhausted the supply of constitutional pratfalls, ethical face-plants, and public officials willing to humiliate themselves in exchange for another invitation to...
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The Military Merger Nobody Voted On
Somewhere beneath the marble floors of Washington—where lobbyists breed like sewer rats at a casino buffet and common sense gets mugged in broad daylight—another legislative miracle appears to be waddling toward the finish line. Forget transparency. Forget debate. Forget that quaint old American...
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The Meal That Stared Back
I know what you’re thinking. “Cary, that sounds like it was named by a second-grader who ate a full bag of Halloween candy, found his dad’s old war movies, and drew a strategy on a Denny’s placemat with a broken crayon.” You’d be exactly right. Except this particular second-grader has a nuclear...
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Mr. Musk: The World’s First Overnight Trillionaire
The world's smartest people have spent decades wondering whether artificial intelligence might someday govern humanity. Then, in a display of scientific curiosity usually associated with a possum licking a car battery, somebody finally handed the keys to a simulated civilization over to a...
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From Amateur Skull Demolition to a UFC Cage on the White House Lawn, America Continues Its Tireless Search For New and Exciting Ways To Embarrass Itself.
The world's smartest people have spent decades wondering whether artificial intelligence might someday govern humanity. Then, in a display of scientific curiosity usually associated with a possum licking a car battery, somebody finally handed the keys to a simulated civilization over to a...
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AI Was Finally Put In Charge Of Civilization. One Model Destroyed The Planet In Four Days.
The world's smartest people have spent decades wondering whether artificial intelligence might someday govern humanity. Then, in a display of scientific curiosity usually associated with a possum licking a car battery, somebody finally handed the keys to a simulated civilization over to a...
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Marble Doodads & Gold Toilets, and the Gospel of Political Vanity. [ES Subtítulos]
Marble Doodads & Gold Toilets, and the Gospel of Political Vanity Brother Jasper Culpepper, chaplain to the GOP (God’s Own Party) Friends, the Republic Was Never Supposed to Sparkle. These are spiritually confusing times for True Christians. For generations, Washington, D.C. looked exactly the…
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Bottled Water Is A Plastic Bottle Scam Packed With Nanoplastics [ES Subtítulos]
Then the marketing departments arrived like locusts wearing Patagonia vests. Now every mall philosopher with a yoga mat and a TikTok account clutches a fourteen-dollar bottle of “alkaline glacier water” as if it were squeezed from the kidneys of Nordic angels. The labels promise transcendence....
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The Government Put Microphones in Your Underwear — A Sermon for the End Times
Friends, this is a glorious and deeply troubling time for True Christians everywhere. Glorious, because the Lord has once again confirmed through the miracle of consumer electronics that the End Times are upon us. Troubling, because in delivering us these signs, He has chosen as His vessel the…
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Let’s Talk About 'Operation Madman'. It’s A Real Name. [(ES) Subtítulos]
I know what you’re thinking. “Cary, that sounds like it was named by a second-grader who ate a full bag of Halloween candy, found his dad’s old war movies, and drew a strategy on a Denny’s placemat with a broken crayon.” You’d be exactly right. Except this particular second-grader has a nuclear...
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Reality Is Still Out There. It's Just Under New Management.
Let’s start with the good news. Reality still exists. Somewhere. Probably. It’s hiding under a pile of sponsored content and a terms-of-service agreement you clicked “agree” on in 2019 without reading — which means you technically signed over your soul, your browsing history, and your cat’s...
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Our Confidence that the Rapture Was Right Around the Corner Arose When God’s Own Party (GOP) Dominated the Last Elections.
riends, this is a sad time for True Christians everywhere. Just when we were convinced the End Times are finally upon us, God in His infinite wisdom and wrath has once again signaled that we will have to wait even longer for the day when we can join Him and His Son in Heaven’s crystal palace.…
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King George III — pink, porphyria-riddled, purple-peeing ham who lost America — vs the bronzer-drenched, tie-elongated, six-times-bankrupt Cheeto who tried to steal it back. [(ES) Subtítulos]
Alex Karp wants your children to go to war. He is very passionate about this. He has published a whole book about it — The Technological Republic — which is the kind of title that tells you immediately this guy has never had to parallel park, do his own laundry, or explain to a draft board why…
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A $350 billion defense company that pays zero in federal taxes just published a manifesto calling for a permanent US military draft. . [(ES) Subtítulos]
Alex Karp wants your children to go to war. He is very passionate about this. He has published a whole book about it — The Technological Republic — which is the kind of title that tells you immediately this guy has never had to parallel park, do his own laundry, or explain to a draft board why…
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Study: GenZ has access to more sex than any generation in human history. And they've opted-out. [(ES) Subtítulos]
Ten thousand years of agriculture, architecture, philosophy, genocide, and the occasional Renaissance—and what does the crown jewel of our species produce? A generation that’d rather reorganize its Spotify playlists than touch another human being. This is biology itself—a four-billion-year-old...
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How a Pudgy Hungarian Autocrat Wrote the GOP Instruction Manual [(ES) Subtítles]
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. There’s a rule — simple on paper, slippery in practice. Homeland Security is looking to make this the law soon. Some cities — New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago — call themselves sanctuary cities. Which...
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God, Grant Me a Working Framework for the End of the World [(ES) Subtítles]
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. There’s a rule — simple on paper, slippery in practice. Homeland Security is looking to make this the law soon. Some cities — New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago — call themselves sanctuary cities. Which...
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What happens when travel rules quietly change—and the destination is no longer where you land? (Spanish Substitles)
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. There’s a rule — simple on paper, slippery in practice. Homeland Security is looking to make this the law soon. Some cities — New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago — call themselves sanctuary cities. Which...
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[Espańol] El Neuro-Rapto que Se Avecina Y el miembro del gabinete en el pasillo de al lado que quiere erradicar a la raza maestra
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. El Profeta de la Era Algorítmica Ese profeta tiene nombre, y es Alex Karp—el oráculo cinético de Palantir Technologies. Palantir no solo recuerda dónde has estado. Redacta una teoría operativa de hacia…
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The Day Democracy Flatlined… and Somebody Actually Brought the Paddles
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. “Democracy still has a pulse. It’s faint… it smells a little… it may have recently soiled itself—but it’s alive.” Let’s not romanticize this. Nobody’s standing on a marble balcony with a torch. Nobody’s...
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The Coming Neuro-Rapture, And The Cabinet Member Down The Hall Who Wants To Eradicate The Master Race
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. The Prophet of the Algorithmic Age That prophet has a name, and it’s Alex Karp—the kinetic oracle of Palantir Technologies. Palantir doesn’t just remember where you’ve been. It drafts a working theory of...
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The Opt-Out Generation
Behold the long-awaited carnival of flesh—electric, frictionless, available on demand like a lukewarm pizza at 2 a.m.—and what does the freshest batch of Homo sapiens do upon staggering into this neon buffet of writhing possibility? They fold their arms like a suspicious customs agent, squint at…
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[En Español ] Fort Pillow Talk: la comunidad cerrada más exclusiva de Estados Unidos
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. Patriotas y pervertidos, contribuyentes y los que viven pegados al contribuyente — hoy te voy a contar lo que realmente está pasando mientras la república se baja los pantalones en público y lo llama...
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Fort Pillow Talk: America's Most Exclusive Gated Community
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. Patriots and perverts, taxpayers and the taxpayer-adjacent — today, I’ll tell you what’s actually happening while the republic drops its drawers in public and calls it governance. I come bearing glad…
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The Moment You can Name the Trick, the Trick Stops Working
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. PayPal and Palantir inventor, Peter Thiel flew to Rome — steps from the Vatican — to tell hand-selected billionaires that climate scientists and AI regulators are literally agents of Satan. No press. NDAs.…
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[Español] No es IA. No son los mercados. Es el Anticristo
Disclaimer: Los efectos secundarios pueden incluir risa y/o enojo. Lee o mira bajo tu propio riesgo. Peter Thiel es un hombre que parece lo que pasaría si el abogado fiscal de un villano de James Bond fuera alcanzado por un rayo de ambición libertaria pura… y decidiera convertirse en humano....
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Not AI. Not markets. The Antichrist
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. Peter Thiel, is a man who looks like what would happen if a Bond villain’s tax attorney got hit by a beam of pure libertarian ambition and decided to become human. He has apparently run out of governments…
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The $59 Million-a-Day War
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. So let’s talk about the grand spectacle currently being sold to you like a late-night miracle tonic—the majestic, patriotic, absolutely bullet-proof idea of a war with Iran. A masterpiece in lipstick and a...
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ON THE DOWN LOW?
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. Friends, patriots, media quaffers — lend me your ears, your spinal columns, and whatever gray matter the algorithm hasn’t yet composted into TikTok sludge. I come to you today not with grievance. Not with...
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The Black Book Is Open. Washington DC Says There's Nothing In It
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. Alright. Put down whatever you’re doing. Not because I’m asking nicely — I’m not asking nicely — but because what we’re about to discuss is the single most important, most suppressed, most aggressively...
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The Pentagon's Purging Women, Black Soldiers, and Anyone Whose Existence Makes a Certain Kind of Man Uncomfortable—and Calling It 'Readiness'
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. Well. Well. Pull up a chair, pour something steaming and brown, and let me tell you about the single greatest act of civic clarification this republic has managed since it decided only property-owning…
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The Cartels Didn’t Attack the Tourists. They Sent a Memo
From a balcony above the Pacific — where the ocean sparkles and the air carries the faint perfume of gasoline and geopolitics. I was supposed to be on the very flight that was set ablaze in the Puerto Vallarta airport. Dispatch from Puerto Vallarta The Smoke After El Mencho Filed from somewhere...
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How Civilizations Applaud Their Own Cages
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. You ever notice how evil never arrives looking like evil? It doesn’t storm in with a skull on its cap announcing, “Good evening, I am tyranny.” It doesn’t foam at the mouth. It doesn’t carry a pitchfork.…
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They’re Not Failing the System. They’re Stripping It for Parts
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. We begin where the wreckage is freshest and the intent is easiest to miss: the newly released Epstein files. Not because they reveal some occult master plan, but because they show—coldly,...
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Does AI Think?
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. Same playbook. Bigger blast radius. Oh, you lucky, ungrateful creature—you’re alive for the single greatest invention since fire learned to file patents. Artificial Intelligence. Capital letters mandatory....
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Documentary Review on You Know Who
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter and/or anger. Read or watch at your own risk. It’s the documentary that has been the talk of the town and the top of the talk shows. Sure, Variety magazine is reporting that we are in the press are now forbidden to be able to see it at the Kennedy...
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How The "Terminator" Is Coming for You
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter, anger, historical recognition, and sudden distrust of people who say “this is for your own good.” Not approved by wellness gurus, congressional committees, or anyone who believes discomfort equals virtue. Read or watch at your own risk. Let’s get...
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Germany's World War I King is Reborn
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter, anger, historical recognition, and sudden distrust of people who say “this is for your own good.” Not approved by wellness gurus, congressional committees, or anyone who believes discomfort equals virtue. Read or watch at your own risk. Speaking to...
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What Is the Monroe Doctrine
Disclaimer: Side effects may include laughter, anger, historical recognition, and sudden distrust of people who say “this is for your own good.” Not approved by wellness gurus, congressional committees, or anyone who believes discomfort equals virtue. Read or watch at your own risk. Year one of…
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Award-winning raconteur Cary Harrison cut through the noise – revealing the murky agendas behind today's headlines through uncompromising journalism, unapologetic advocacy, independent voices and a global audience with live listener call-ins shaping the conversation.
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