Hello again ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of Jesse Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse that's that fucking waboo over there. Okay we're here to tell you all about cool stuff. Maybe ease up from the aggression right at the very first seconds of the pod quest.
Nah nah nah we skipped a week and I got all this pent up rage that I just began to get you know. And as you guys know this is a source of rage therapy for us. Yeah we this is we say we build up all of our energy different than power mind you all of our energy we build up and if we don't release it once a week and form a podcast we just become raging just insane monsters which is what's happened to me personally. And we're not insane monsters.
What are some things what are some ways you've expressed your rage Wilder like how have you like maybe like hulked out this last week. Just this morning I was walking by a mailbox and it was you know kind of all over stuff like people's letters are sticking right out of it you know what I did. Mm-hmm what. Took a bite out of the whole thing.
Oh took a bite out of the mailbox yeah I get it. Left a big chomp in gay pole right in the middle of it. Yeah yeah I get it. What kind of rage you've been getting into.
Brother I went down to the parking lot and I slashed every tire in the parking lot I swear to god. Try taking bite out of that tire. Yeah I didn't go for the bite which I should have. Okay.
I should have chomped right down into it and I didn't and that's my bad but I was just had my butterfly knife as you know I had to practice it with and I was just fucking. Right and just slicing and dicing up those tires. I mean quick work of them. Uh-huh I want you know you could try to do you ever do the boomerang move with it.
You throw it all the way across the parking lot it hits every single tire. It flies right back in your head. Oh slashes every tire comes back to you you catch it you do one last little. Yeah and then you're back in your pocket like a yeah that's cool.
Yeah that's cool. Yeah super cool. Super fucking cool. Cool cool cool cool cool.
Hell yeah dude. It's quarantine life day 994 as far as I'm concerned and I think a lot of people are starting to just sort of give up on presentation you know what I mean. Correct. We're all in our sweats unless we're Jesse who likes to work in a nice thick pair of jeans.
I've got I mind you I've got some casual shorts on today they're not they're not workout shorts but they have a drawstring so they're they're close. Sure they are incredibly tight and uncomfortable. Unless you're unless you're Jesse you're probably starting to just lounge around in your loungewear and that's all fine but let's not forget it's important to just look good sometimes you know what I mean. Yeah.
And we thought we just bring you a quick episode today just on the perfect outfit. Perfect outfit now I this is I'm saying this for both the audience and us. We are not I cannot stress this enough we are not going to get hung up on well what's the situation? It that if we are going to talk about that then this episode is going to be 45 hours long and more importantly it's going to be so fucking boring.
This is a multitude of situations okay. We are just talking about the absolute best outfit that's it. The flyest ways that you can look oh my god yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not like oh well that's only okay for a dinner part like no where we're building the best fucking outfit. Yes period period and truly a great outfit transcends this situation.
Don't you agree. Hondo pea, hondo pea, hondo pea. Should we just go like head to toe what do you think about that. Well yeah I think that's smart I think that we're going to have a lot of stops along the way but let's get it.
Yeah start with your hair. Hair is part of the outfit or do you want to do like a head accessory. Yeah well you could put accessories in there you know what I mean. Well I had the idea that accessories would be its own thing.
Oh okay I like accessories. So we're literally already not starting from the top because accessories to me is in all over time situation. What do we think about a category for things that could be in multiple places on you and it doesn't really matter because it's so good. That's an accessory what do you mean like a piercing.
I just mean like for example like bejeweled if you're gonna be jewels. Oh I we all know that's super lit. I think that's why bonus points exist so we're going to start for the first time ever. We're starting with a bonus point bejeweled is pretty yeah that's legit for sure that's cash.
And I know what you're thinking are you two fashion masters the answer obviously is yes. Fashionista as Max and East does all the East does for sure for sure for sure for sure for sure put it in the book. It's in baby it's been. Okay so we got accessories I'm just gonna we can just kind of fly off categories right now your feet right you got to have a feet yeah tops and bottoms those are those are.
Can I give you a very pretty good for feet yeah no shoes. I think that's very bad tell me why you think it's good. Because sometimes you're just going for that casual farmer look you know what I mean. No no no no I never am I never am.
Well are you sure Wilder give me the top three times that you left your house with no fucking shoes on brother. Well maybe you are going to the beach and you live near it. No no you're giving us no barefoot I like to me like doesn't outfit have to be out I don't think this has to be like an outside as well like you that's a situation for me there's plenty of situations where no choose no choose. Yes please start over thank you.
Let's move on that one. Yeah there's plenty of situations where no shoes are lit. No I did well for listen for me personally I have bad oh we're talking to the guy who needs thick jeans and shoes at all time. Well I have bad feet so I can walk you around walking around barefoot is literally painful to me so I'd never do and I don't do it at my own home but I also think it's you don't do it in your own home.
No dog I got house shoes always baby. House shoes. Yeah let me hit you with my cannot be bound by your by your rules. Let me hit you with my house shoes and where they fit on the feet section.
Yeah are they crocs? Number one in the summer I've got slides baby I wear slides with an ankle sock. They're I don't even know what that is. A slide it's like a you know like it's a sandal but it's not like a toad sandal like a flip flop it's the sandal with just the one big strap over the top.
Yes gotcha gotcha the worst ones got it. Where that's a medium to me you get comfort your ease of access. I guess I prefer a flip flop. Oh my god what what are you fucking Jack Johnson flip flop is a big one to me.
Oh my god they're so comfortable. What and to answer your question yes I am Jack Johnson. This is Banana Pancake himself. Yo I'm just sitting behind the mango tree just strumming my feet.
What accent? That's like a Jack Johnson something sometimes he goes like extra lion you know what I mean it doesn't make any sense. No you sounded self-African. Oh thank you.
That wasn't on purpose and that's not how he sounds so it's not really a thank you situation. Hey it is me Jack Johnson. I love Nelson Mandela. I'm not going to try the accent.
I can't okay slides. I was trying to think of even one district nine quote couldn't think of it what a surprise. Yeah what are they called shrimp. No it's prawns prawns they're called prawns shrimp.
Can you please think I shrimp all the boys. Not much sweeter than prawns. Oh damn okay we have one thing so far go in great slides. Here's my other thing crocs to me crocs are a top flight.
Explain to me why you don't think that and then I'll defeat you. Okay are we going for utility or are we going for style to me like. Crocs got both so what's the question. Okay I don't agree.
I think that the perfect outfit I guess it's utility and style all those things are going to be sort of the twos. Right. Yeah never warn them don't like the way they look. Crocs are nothing to me.
Okay they're so comfortable number one number two they they're they don't look bad and there's lots of different style choices you can get all the different bright colors you can get just a black some people get white ones. Bad says Jesse McGrath 2020. Yes the crocs are style and profile and mine are real tree camo you know camo that looks like actual trees. Yeah that sucks.
And they're furloughed baby for the winter that's my winter house shoot. Yeah I'm sure you'll be wearing them in the summer get nice and sweaty in your khakis. No that's when I got my fucking slides on dude I have a system in place and you get the jibbits and we've talked about jibbits. Yeah we've talked about jibbits I like jibbits see that is accessories to me jibbits are maybe bonus points as well.
Okay so how about this let's make a compromise. Crocs are two because you have not tasted that sweet nectar of the crocs you have no idea but jibbits are an A plus accessory. Yeah and I feel like why I keep them to crocs you know stick them everywhere. That's where you get someone's hair.
Yeah you're really you really went hard into hair on our outfits episode. But like what do we think about like a flower in your hair or like a dandelion stock between your teeth. That's an accessory and I don't. I'm going for the farmer look.
Yeah you do you are a farmer's only which is like a long like a long piece of wheat sticking out from between your teeth. I think anything in your mouth accessory wise is a big one for me. Oh bro no I got such a cool one. If you what do you what toothpick I knew you were gonna say toothpick.
So fucking tight bro that's so fucking lame bro. Oh it's so tight. Just like one toothpick sticking out the corner of your mouth and it bounces up and down when you talk. Also I we need to we need to clarify right now that this outfit is any and all gender persuasions.
This is male female non-binary. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Which is unrelated to toothpick but you you cannot actually think listen to me we're not doing joke right now. You cannot actually think that somebody walking around with a toothpick in their mouth is anything less than a big fucking tool.
I love the toothpick look I do it constantly. People ask me for their autograph for my autograph. People say do you need my autograph because you look homeless. And you could use anything you could use anything I don't have money but I'll give you the signature.
If these celebrities would just get off their fucking high horses and give some autograph to homeless people. Just do some autographs. God damn. I'll give I'll give I don't want to give it to then.
I don't even want it in a two. There's a reason that one of us is the beauty and one of us is the beast. I just don't. God mouth accessories is so bad but only but I'm only going to like long stock of wheat maybe not good.
Like a I don't love like what about like a lip ring though is that a mouth accessory because that could be tight. Yeah lip ring is tight. Okay so okay toothpick very pretty good long piece of wheat is obviously bad. I don't like I can't believe that I think we should go mouth.
Mouth related rings are two also because sometimes them is nasty. How about how about we just put piercings. I think piercings got to be the biggest two in the world. Yeah dog are you gonna put flip flops in a two.
Yeah I think you just put sandals in a two in sort of just do them all up in one little basket. Like fucking hate flip flops. Of course you do you don't think they're comfortable. Crocs are the apex of comfort.
Do not speak to me that way please. Thank you. What about like pattern? Could pattern have a cat or?
Oh yeah yeah color and pattern for sure. Yeah. Oh let's talk about the colors that are lit and the colors that are not lit. Yeah dude hit me.
Are there any colors that are not lit? Line green gotta go. I can tell by your giggle that you definitely agree. It's bad.
I could all I could think of is like those people that are maybe doing community service and that's not like a fashion choice. No that's yeah I know you're right but still it's bad. I mean I would just take sure someone with line green clothing. You got to go to go to google it.
I'm not gonna do it. Let me give you a two purple because some people look fantastic and purple. Uh myself being one of those people and some people do not look fantastic and purple. Yeah some people look like the grimace.
Yeah. I got one along those same lines. I think I think to me I think pink looks so fucking. I kind of think people more often than not pull off pink.
No here's my gender persuasion be damned. No here's my problem. You might look at the big fucking tool if you're a dude in a pink polo with it. Color popped but it probably fits those abs.
My my issue with pink is that it makes my skin tone it does not my skin tone is already naturally sort of pink so it makes me look pinker. It's it's very bad. Like I put a little pinker to like yourself. One time I got a little bold and I bought a button down that was pink and I wore it around our friend OJ and OJ said look I look like a rockabilly salmon and I've never recovered from that.
Well you do always look like that though. So I got to put pink. Can we actually just can we say pastels? No my biggest issue with pink is she didn't win a Academy of Country Music award.
Bad. When she released the World of Fire featuring Kenny Chesney for Vocal Event of the Year. Oh god. Hell of a performer though.
Um thank you. I owe her. Tops because you mentioned popped collar polo that's got to be a one right. Popped collar in any situation but especially the polo.
Agreed. Pop collar sometimes works on like a jacket with a collar. Can I give you a three? Yeah.
Go. I kind of like a skinny tie no matter who you is. Yeah I'll agree to that. I'll agree to that.
I do like that. Skinny jeans to me. A one. Yeah I got to go too.
It just always looks uncomfortable. It always looks like everyone's trying to like hurt their legs. Yeah but we're not just going for comfort. We've got to go for style too.
And if you want that fucking cool ass Avril Lavigne look. Oh Avril Lavigne what do we think about like? Yeah I knew that would crack open a little bit. White collar shirt with like a plaid tie.
Is that something Avril Lavigne wears? Like a school that's like a punk school girl. Yeah and we don't need to talk about school girlfriends even at all I think about it. No annoying.
Oh what? Honestly very quite lit. A denim jacket it's going to do me right every time huh? Yeah so everybody look cool in a denim jacket.
Everybody. Denim jacket. Ahh yeah okay fine. Along with the very pretty good tattoos.
Tattoos not an outfit but. Tattoos is an accessory. Fashion accessory if you will. I don't think so.
Same as a piercing. That's you're getting into haircut territory. It's not the same as piercing because you can take out a few things. Talk about haircuts.
It's not you can't take out a tattoo. Sometimes you shape your hair to your outfit like a celebrity. Why don't you learn to talk you idiot. I haven't learned yet.
I got one that we are going to have. I don't know what. Where do we put? Because we just got to do it.
Go on. Where do we put dresses? Is there a full body category? I think there should be.
I couldn't tell you types of dresses. I couldn't tell you. There's probably 90 fucking types of dresses that I don't know anything about. All right.
You're supposed to say yes to it. Agreed. And I know that maybe summer dress is that might be something. What's that?
All right let me hit you with a couple of facts I know. Yeah. Because I think we can do we can do a decent job of bullshitting this. What else have we ever done on the show?
First of all I think summer dress or summer slash spring dress. Like warm fuck they're all warm dresses on dresses. A summer dress to me is got to be a two right. Because I just think.
It's comfy. It is it does seem comfy. I was like you're wearing nothing at all kind of right. You're going on a hot day and just it's like a little cloth.
Yeah. Seems incredibly comfy to me. Maybe it is a three. I got to be a three right.
Oh you know what I despise. Oh god I despise it. And I'm sorry everyone thinks they look good on people and I think they look like shit. What do you think?
Big fucking hats bro. Toss them all. Oh big hats. Huge big fucking sun hat.
Yeah I do. It looks like it should come with a parasol. Yeah I hate that. But that's like a fucking Pandora.
You like that. I do like a big straw hat. Yeah. How about a huge like 10 gallon like cowboy?
Obviously no that's a pass for me. No you like a straw hat? More than a cowboy hat? Yeah yeah yeah.
No straw hats are too for sure. Because some people you're sorry but you're going to look like a little hills have eyes critter. If you got a straw hat. That's a fact that's a fact.
Fedora got to go a one right. I mean we need to really talk about it. No. Fedora is hell.
I got another one for accessories and then I need us to get back to dresses because I can't leave that alone. Okay. How about anything steampunk? Oh god in hell on earth.
Steampunk everything got to go. Can we just like I'm sorry if you are this person but I'm not sorry. Can we just toss all of goth into one? Oh boy.
Yeah I mean you can be whoever you want to be and that's not my problem and it's also not your problem that I don't like it. Yeah yeah we're building the best outfit and goth ain't the best outfit. Summer dresses here's my case against us not putting it as a three. Okay the case against summer dresses hit me.
If it was a three then how come not every person that can wear a summer dress is wearing a summer dress all summer long? Oh all summer long like my favorite kid rocks on. Do you know what I mean like I you know what rocks my socks during the summer shorts so I wear them for three months straight in the summer. I just can't imagine why that wouldn't be comfy as hell.
Yeah all right I get you. I would assume some people don't wear summer dresses because they feel as though they do not look good in a summer dress. Right but I guess we're just going to say you look good in everything. Yeah that's a fact and steampunk and if you're a steampunk goth see yourself out sorry.
But that's also you don't need us because you have a lot of friends probably but all dressed like how you do and you can talk shit about us to them. I just added a three to accessories pockets baby. Oh my god pockets the ultimate. Yeah I mean functional pockets three.
No because then if you say functional pockets it sounds like you're talking about cargo shorts and that shit. Oh boy that's not good. We can't put functional pockets in shorts in three because we sound like a couple of idiots. I'm going to pitch you something and you're going to hate it but let me just pitch it to you.
In theory the concept for this item of clothing is wonderful. Now what do you think about zip-offs? Bad. Come on dog.
You go from pants to shorts. What if you live in a place that has inconsistent weather? The problem with zip-offs is I've never seen them at all. That's the perfect outfit right?
It's adaptable. No one is a three. It's not the perfect outfit you fucking diggits. It's an adaptable it's an adaptable outfit to the weather.
That's that's really good. Here's the problem here's the problem you're only thinking of functionality. I have never once seen a pair of zip-offs that cared even one tiny bit about fashion or style. It's fine.
They're functional. You know who wears them? People who go on like 70 day hikes. Like that's cool.
I'm so glad for you. They look at some Tiger King shit. It's horrible. Yeah they look like shit.
So no it's a no. I'll give them two. I'll give zip-offs two and that's more than they deserve. All right fine I like that.
Justice for zip-offs. Cargo shorts I'm going to put a two. Yeah. Because I don't look great but- That's a one to me though trash.
No they don't look great but brother. Come on back in the day when you were just ripping a cargo short maybe six seventh grade. Maybe before that maybe fifth grade. Yeah but that's only because that's all they sold at Old Navy.
Right but listen you had all of them goodies in there. You had you had more stuff than you ever carried in your life. You have like a Game Boy and Run Pocket. No that's my problem.
I didn't put enough cargo into my cargo shorts. Nah it's not a problem because you know what's the worst. Sometimes you do you forget what you fucking pocket you put it in. But what if you got like a little like ooh it's it's Valentine's Day at school and I got a bunch of candy so what do I want to do with them?
I don't want to put them in my bag. Okay specifically for Valentine's Day stuff in your pockets with candy I guess. Yeah well then you also get Halloween don't forget. What is your costume?
My costume is Guy and Cargo shorts. A ghost with cargo shorts. Do we seriously flower in your hair? I didn't do it.
What get all your hair talk out right now. Where do you want to put flower in your hair? I'm ambiguous to it. What do you mean?
I love it. I love it. Okay. Flower in your hair.
That's fine. Not a flower crown though. No I like a flower you just stuck it right up in that hair. Where do you want?
Where do you want? Flower crown. I think it's a one. I think it kind of sucks out loud.
I don't care. You could do whatever you want with flower crown. It communicates so much to me that it's to me I see flower crown the same way that you see those big floppy stupid hats. For very not quite lit.
Anything that you thought about wearing the Coachella. A planned Coachella outfit toss it in one. I mean okay so I'm going to put that with accessories because that's where we have goth. Do we ever do opposite of bonus points?
No we talk about it. I just think we can't add another layer. Opposite of bonus points if you're a white person who dresses like a Native American to go to Coachella. Yeah I mean obviously cultural appropriation is bad.
I just want to talk shit about Coachella. I hope it never gets put back on. Oh boy. The easiest way to not get into it by Coachella is don't go you know.
Yeah but Coachella come to you baby. You try to do anything during Coachella it's all up in your fucking face. Well yours you've lived near it. It's not in my face.
I'm never gone. I never will. I'm very public events. Yeah I had tickets.
Speaking of shitty music festivals I had tickets to Governor's Ball this year. My first time ever. I'm the Governor's Ball. Hello Governor!
Governor! Who's playing? Can't do it. Queen Elizabeth?
Yeah dude. God I'm fucking out dude. Prince Harry dude. Oh my god the Duke of Whimblushur.
Dude Crumpets is playing dude. Unfortunately I'll be inside doing maps. Damn we got some killer accents this episode. This is a master class dude.
Old English accent. You know some people like to get one English accent down but what I like to do is sort of combine all of them into one and just do them all the same time. Maybe like slightly Irish for some reason. Yeah.
Bro don't think about it. Don't think about it. Close your eyes. Don't think about it.
Best color. Go. Orange. Oh you got it wrong.
I think I did get it wrong. Orange. Orange might be a one. What orange clothing have you.
Okay orange shorts right now they're sort of between orange and salmon but they got little bulldogs on them. And I love them. Okay we'll give Orange a two on the strength of your shorts. Can I try again?
Try again. Okay go ahead best color. Ready set go. Blue.
Yeah blue kind of a it's because of jeans right everybody wears them. They're the color it's the color of my eyes. I feel like also like there's no eyes that it that it don't compliment. Right sure.
Unless you got nasty black eyes like a doll's eyes. Like a doll's eyes don't seem to be living at all. And did I bite you? The eyes are all back.
I kind of like a green. Because it because it is it can be bold it could be a bold choice like a green jacket you know but it's also like blue it's kind of compliments everything if you've got kind of like a deep green like an earthy green jacket. I do yeah. I guess I had a green jacket once.
Yeah. And that's the whole story. Oh that's it. That's a cool story bro.
Actually can I can I love it all? Can I say earth tones? I really like a fucking earth tone baby. Yeah and you know I don't really know what that means.
Think about the earth. Are you thinking about it? Yeah. What color?
Well it's two colors. Blue and green right? Yeah. That's pretty sick now.
Go zoom in because you're thinking about the earth from space. Yes obviously you said think about the earth. Yeah now I want you to zoom into the earth. Zoom into the oh you're in the rain forest baby.
And now you're down in the you're down. Brown so you like brown clothes. Like a like a brown not one of the best I think famously. No no no we're talking like no listen dummy.
An earth tone is like a burgundy. It's like a what kind of Amazon are you in? You know dog it's you got like the clay cut the color of clay like that red. Ooh that's an earth tone baby.
I don't know what earth you've seen that's burgundy. You're thinking of Mars. Nah dog Mars ain't burgundy. 2021 when we're all back in public the highest fashion.
Mars tones. I really like that James Mars tone. I have a suggestion for a three on feet. Okay.
Pat and leather shoes like tuxedo shoes. I think that motherfucks are slick and they look cool on everybody. Just like a crisp parrot chucks you know and wild about them. I'm not as hot to them.
I that's a two to me. A van slide on also a two huh? Yeah but how about my brand new in and out pattern the drink up patterns those are three. Well that's a pattern.
How about just repping your shit. Yeah. Yeah. Rep your shit.
No matter what your shit is. Yeah I agree. Like I would I would. Ooh some some vans with like the fucking crispy cream logo on them.
Give them to me. Yeah I really just have some fucking crispy cream. Damn dude. Imagine like a like a bomber jacket you know like a cool like satin jacket but it was like but it had like the fucking.
Like oh yeah like the fucking the drive jacket on the back. It's just the crispy cream logo. Dude or it's the fucking it's the Popeyes lady dude. Yeah my true love and the front just this fucking love that chicken from Popeyes on the breast on the breast on the breast.
It sings it to you even. Yeah. You know what I like yeah I do I love on anybody a kind of a crop top. I love to show a little gut.
Oh you love to show a little gut. Okay I guess for the wearer it's a it's a three. For the looker. Sometimes it too.
Okay so we put summer dress very quite late cocktail dresser too. It seems uncomfortable as hell. Yeah and I don't really know what that means. It's like a type bro goddamn.
What about a what about a high heel for feet. They seem bad right. Oh my god. But like but they look.
This is a class of utility overlooked. Oh they look a type of way. Don't they make your they make your butt. It makes it so that that booty don't quit as what I've been told.
Damn dude and some people need that help. Hot dressers seem like a whole fucking to do. Are you looking them up? Did you google it?
Googled it. Googled it. Yeah. Yeah you're gonna get some weird targeted ads later.
High heels gotta be a two. It's an incredible trade off. Yeah. Make it so that booty be popping but also make it so that them feet gonna hurt like a motherfucker.
And it looks just hard to what you ever tried to walk in high heels. It's fucking hard. Yeah of course I have everybody has. Geez Louise.
Pattern floral. Kimmy it. Yeah I will say that it's got a lot of utility. It looks like lions or on a dress or you know what I mean?
Even like a light summer dress with some flowers on it. Oh baby put it on some shorts put it on a pair of sneakers put it on my socks dude. Yeah dude. Yeah dude.
I don't care. We're all gonna be a hit no matter what. Oh wait can I give you a one? Those um realistic animal or people's faces t-shirts.
Okay yeah. Well is it because it is funny. I do like this. It's pretty funny.
I get a kick out of it. I don't like it though. Oh no. What do you call that?
Face, human face. Just realistic face shirts I guess. Bottoms. A skirt.
I don't mind a skirt to be age. It seems comfy. Are we calling it a three? It does seem kind of comfy.
Comfy huge to me. As someone who doesn't know how to dress. Comfy all I have. And a skirt is as is sexy as hell.
That's for sure. Yeah yeah yeah. Suggestive. Ooh.
Imagine a skirt just above the ankles. Oh my god showing so much skin. Okay skirts that was like big for them. You convinced me.
Now we're getting we're going very summery. Let's talk winter. You know what I like. Ooh and I'll even pull this off sometimes myself.
And I look in the mirror and I'm like damn who's this fucking guy? And the guy in the mirror is like it's all you baby. And I'm like fuck yeah. Anyways.
That's something I like to do. Uh huh. How about hoodie under a jacket? Yeah it's a great I do think it's a great look.
I think it's a really great look right? Now let me keep going with something. Go on. How about them hoodies that have little thumb holes?
Like if you're a biker. Toss it. I hate it. Oh you don't like it.
I fucking is that Governor's bowler here? Yeah that sucks dude. I hate that. I don't I have one.
It was given to me as a gift. It's very weird. It was a TV show crew gift with the shows name on it. But all the sleeves had those little thumb holes.
I don't get it at all. But it's hard not to put them thingies right through it. I mean oh wait wait diversion real quick. Accessories gloves all of them are bad.
Would you agree? Well today gloves are the hottest shit alive. Everybody's wearing gloves. Yeah but that's come on.
What are we talking about? That's we're not going to put it. What about one glove? Okay two gloves bad one glove I do think is tight as fuck.
Okay I'll agree. Oh wait no can we not do that though? Because MJ. Michael Jackson the only one that ever did that.
Nah I think you could I think somebody could still pull it off. Not me but somebody could. Okay but but okay how about this? In the late 90s and early 2000s it was very cool for rappers to wear like baseball like batting gloves in their rap videos and shit.
Oh batting gloves. Batting gloves I think is kind of cool a little bit. No what honestly? Poppin and bonus points I love that.
Okay yes what about letter jacket? I think it's a two. Yeah because you sort of you either look cool or you look like a dipshit and there's nothing else. It's like a 1% type thing.
We're like oh some people just nail it like that uh that what's that that Kristen from from the Twilight films Stewart? Uh huh. She she just she just destroys a leather jacket. Yeah well she destroyed everything she look good as hell no matter what she's doing.
She really do but but like she's the person who does all the stuff she wears and looks like are things that I would say are stupid except for when she does it she looks so fucking right. Yes because she's someone I feel like who's in skinny jeans who you we were arguing against but like she she'll fucking rip you in half of the pair's skinny jeans. Yeah do we have any good hats like a baseball cap? Baseball cap is a two to me.
I think that it looks cool on everybody a little bit. I think that you could like most people can pull it off a little bit but you just takes a little effort. Yeah I have a I have an accessory that I think is a hard pass for me. Go on.
I don't love a scarf. Mmm another another hop ticket item these days. Yeah I don't love any scarf. I don't love like a traditional scarf a Burberry scarf.
I like a scarf. Not on me. Okay. I think on some people like if there is a girl I am interested in I think it can look quite cute.
All right I just think it's that they're a little bit much sometimes is my only. Yeah and then you never know like if you unravel it all the way while the person's head ball off like a Matt Shel Silverstein poem. Is the person's head gonna fall off honestly it's like. I think about that every time I see a scarf.
We need transparency here in 2020 and these scarves are really throwing it off. Maybe like a tag at the end that says like head heads won't roll and heads will. See easy just be clear just clear expectations for what is coming after this scarf gets removed. Yeah okay I'm fine with that scarf with proper labeling whether the head's gonna fall off right that all in there.
Tops a t-shirt gotta be a two right. Yeah what's what's not what's not a three about t-shirt. Yeah yeah yeah what am I what am I what am I who am I. Oh this guy t-shirt not good enough for fucking King Governor's ball over here.
Tank top it too agreed. Oh I mean I guess that's some people that couldn't a tank top. What are you thinking of a one for tank top. I don't love them.
Yeah but if you got if you got big sexy muscles I just wore them hot ass shoulders. What have you got hot ass shoulders bro. I don't have hot ass shoulders and big sexy muscles and I don't like it what other people do. Okay yeah I mean tank top for me personally is a negative five.
I got a big area that fucking can't expose. I can't wear a tank top. When I think tank top for the people that rock it they could do it good. So I love my sweet sweet basketball so much.
Right I was gonna say basketball jerseys are one. I cannot wear a basket ball jersey because I look like a fucking idiot. My options are t-shirt underneath or nothing underneath. So I got nothing.
Basketball jersey I'm putting as a one because I even think I think a regular tank top look good on people I think that a basketball jersey looks literally bad on everyone. Uh that's not true I think some people that's a two to me a lot of people are good in the basket ball jersey you think people are good in yeah think about the people in them. No I was just about to say I don't even think the players look good. Oh I disagree.
Think about that Lebron. Lebron fellow? I don't want to think about him. All him big muscles?
I guess yeah I mean but that's like a uniform that's not even an outfit at that point. Can we just hold on but can we throw in a little category for fashion icons of our world? That sounds like a different podcast. What do you want to say?
Say what you want to say? I just want to shout out to some people that always look and fly as hell. Just say it just do it. Lizzie McGuire keep going.
That's it. Do you at least want to talk it sounded like you wanted to talk about Lizzie McGuire. I have nothing to say. I just think she always looking good.
You got chopsticks in the hair. You know I love that. She got all kinds of crazy. A lot very bejeweled.
A lot of accessories. You know what I mean? Not so floral pants all the time. She's hidden.
Almost all of these marks. A lot of crop tops. Yeah I mean I didn't watch that Lizzie McGuire program. Maybe some flowers in her hair.
Everything we're describing is Lizzie McGuire. I didn't watch that show. I don't know. I've been watching it recently.
Jesus Christ. Do you know there's an episode where she and her brothers switch bodies? Yeah is it through a potion or like a witch's curse? They yell at each other at the same time.
Oh my god. It's a freaky Friday situation. Anyways Lizzie McGuire, a fashion icon of the generation. Cool.
Very not quite lit bottoms those pants that horse riders wear. And like everything horse riders wear. I don't like those jackets with elbow pads either. Riding gear?
Toss it all. What about rain gear? Bro let's talk rain gear. Big yellow raincoat?
Bad. You think it's a one? Like think about the whole ensemble. Like the man in the yellow hat.
You think it's one though? The opposite of a fashion icon is the man in the yellow hat from Curious George. Oh I disagree. That dude's sexy as hell.
You thought the curious gorg- Curious gorg man. You think it looks good. I do. Okay I do.
It's not even raining all the time. Can I just ask you to do me a quick favor and just know anything before you start to fucking talk about it? I can't. It's just a yellow shirt and a tie.