Owning A Dog Is Training For Owning A Woman – Heartiste

Like dogs, women will walk all over you if you let them. Like dogs, women will test you for your alpha status the moment you show weakness. Like dogs, women need to be trained. Like dogs, women respond best to strong verbal and nonverbal commands. Like dogs, women will eventually take to the leash, metaphorical or literal. Like dogs, women want to be told to roll over. Like dogs, women will hump anything if you allow them.