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Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest discusses possible future plans for a basement sex dungeon and then gets down to the brass monkey tax of it all while discussing the difference between wishing the absolute best for someone and wishing them the second best thing that you can. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Sex Dungeon? For my princess? What has the world come to? -Phil "I'll Bring The Burned Weiner" Lawrence