EPISODE · Feb 3, 2025 · 1H 13M
Padre Monke
from Botched: A D&D Podcast · host Botched: A D&D Podcast
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Serpent’s Hand has one last location for them to investigate. Unsure of what the meaning behind this is, the Foundation investigates. Of course, for some reason, they send some super swole priests…to Iraq to investigate the coordinates. They land miles away in the desert, but when traveling on land, they find that the surrounding landscape changes drastically as they approach the coordinates. A barren desert becomes a lush forest. In the far distance, however, are two items that are definitely up the Foundation’s alley. First is a portal in the sky, which looks like it may very well be to the mythical Garden of Eden. The second, is what is guarding the portal. A 1000 foot tall flaming angel, always standing at the ready. Why did the Serpent’s Hand alert the Foundation of this anomaly? What are they trying to tell the SCP Foundation? Who is this rag tag group of swole priests sent on the mission? Who is this towering flaming entity? Why does the foundation have so many skilled monkeys? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Serpent’s Hand has one last location for them to investigate. Unsure of what the meaning behind this is, the Foundation investigates. Of course, for some reason, they send some super swole priests…to Iraq to investigate the coordinates. They land miles away in the desert, but when traveling on land, they find that the surrounding landscape changes drastically as they approach the coordinates. A barren desert becomes a lush forest. In the far distance, however, are two items that are definitely up the Foundation’s alley. First is a portal in the sky, which looks like it may very well be to the mythical Garden of Eden. The second, is what is guarding the portal. A 1000 foot tall flaming angel, always standing at the ready. Why did the Serpent’s Hand alert the Foundation of this anomaly? What are they trying to tell the SCP Foundation? Who is this rag tag group of swole priests sent on the mission? Who is this towering flaming entity? Why does the foundation have so many skilled monkeys? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer
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