Part of a Well-Hung Jury, Mom Spaghetti, and Orgasms During Childbirth

Also:• Understand the Physics of Open Houses• Here, Have Some Charcuterie• A Snub-Nosed Turtle Floating in the Jar• Unga-Bunga That With a Palm Tree and Two Hands• In What Dimension is a Chihuahua a Good Dog?• Conjured From the Ether of Chicagoland • Process Me and Give Me a F***ing Baloney Sandwich• Three Instances of Baby Mama Drama• He Was an Exceptionally Cantankerous Man• In the Liminal Space of Bureaucratic Potentiation• Someone Who Conjures Eldritch BeingsRecorded June 16, 2026.