Patch Me If You Can: HRT Stickers, Cruise Karma & Seder Chaos | Ep. 55

Eliana tries her first HRT patch live and immediately questions everything—placement, adhesion, and why some patches feel designer while others feel… medical-adjacent—while Leora delivers unfiltered commentary no one asked for but absolutely gets anyway.Then it’s straight into Passover: Ziploc’d hard-boiled eggs, questionable Seder tunes, and a vibe that’s somewhere between tradition and total chaos.In an attempt to get space from each other, the sisters booked separate Spring Break cruises—only for the universe, with its sense of humor, to dock them balcony-to-balcony anyway. Add a surprise Publix fan encounter and an unintentionally discovered boudoir photo album, and it’s chaos from start to finish.Eliana also has a brain-fog realization that she’s been eating out of a cracked, decades-old plastic Tupperware bowl for years. At this point, she’s not eating from it—she’s ethically sourcing microplastics.This is real menopause talk—just sandwiched between matzah and mania.👉 Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@MenOpodPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more midlife madness, menopause hacks and behind-the-scenes shenanigans🎧 Subscribe wherever you listen so you never miss the mess