Peeing Your Pants on Shrooms

This is episode 64 of the WET Podcast.TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Our best Ben Bankas impressions00:01:05 - Ranking the types of white people00:02:33 - Use code WETPOD on tejastonic.com00:03:05 - Liam Neeson pees his pants all the time00:04:08 - Does Apple Care cover piss damage?00:10:09 - Crying on shrooms and farting on acid00:12:53 - Will they ever stop talking about piss?00:13:40 - Music to poop to00:16:38 - X-Files is scawwy00:21:58 - Jackalopes are real goddamnit!00:23:54 - Tripping in the woods00:28:11 - Bel Air Motel: Even the roaches are dead!00:33:24 - Our sons are going to be little menaces00:36:14 - Dollar General hates poor people00:38:50 - Markus's Dino of the Week00:44:04 - Guys being dudes00:45:42 - Buying 'Fcuking Fab' from Thirteen down at the vape van00:48:12 - Justin has (mostly) quit Zyns for 2 months00:51:26 - What word would you be?00:54:18 - Charlemagne asks the craziest question ever00:55:52 - Shout out Matty Stu for forgetting Justin's name00:57:28 - Do we miss the old Justin?01:00:07 - The last time Markus thought about maybe crying01:01:31 - Golf needs guns01:04:55 - Top 10 scams in America01:06:28 - Every job is a pyramid scheme if you think about it01:14:25 - What causes grey hair?_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass