EPISODE · Aug 25, 2025 · 1H 16M
Peer Pressured Into Being Gay (feat. Colton Jones)
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
LIVE SHOW TICKETSSaturday, Sep 20, 9:00 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=118000MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW COLTONhttps://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today3:40 - I Cracked This Open7:07 - Justin's a Liar9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le9:44 - Folding10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin12:21 - Colton went to a women's college15:08 - B*tches be witches these days17:36 - Not All Women19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)25:25 - Better About Me27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game36:12 - Black people are racist40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?51:40 - 21st birthday stories54:41 - Black out stories57:01 - Nostalgia weed1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy1:05:22 - America is a circus_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy
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LIVE SHOW TICKETSSaturday, Sep 20, 9:00 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=118000MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW COLTONhttps://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today3:40 - I Cracked This Open7:07 - Justin's a Liar9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le9:44 - Folding10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin12:21 - Colton went to a women's college15:08 - B*tches be witches these days17:36 - Not All Women19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)25:25 - Better About Me27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game36:12 - Black people are racist40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?51:40 - 21st birthday stories54:41 - Black out stories57:01 - Nostalgia weed1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy1:05:22 - America is a circus_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy
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