Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time during a pandemic. Dimples and Beard spent three nights at the Comedy Store in LA (8pm to 2am like absolute lunatics), walked away with a Bobby Lee makeout story, a Polly Shore hug on video, and a front-row review of Dane Cook's current state (verdict: rough). Why comedians are bad podcast guests, the penis pump bathtub ad read that got them dropped by a sponsor, getting ghosted by no-show guests, Chelsea's gold digging stand-up bit, how Lindsay and Chelsea got fired together from a chiropractor's office and never looked back, Dean's grandpa reveal, and why Wisconsin is apparently where values still live.Watch Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard on YouTubeSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless

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