Honestly Smartless

A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -Two Friends EDM show at Red Rocks where they felt ancient and 16-year-old who came for them-Summer season situation where a well-connected older gentleman wants a plus one for every bougie event in Denver, except he knows her ex, her ex knows everyone in Denver, and no one will come near her because of it-New neighbor who is a retired tech millionaire, social work major, lives within walking distance, and had the audacity to be more attractive on the second date.-"Healer" at work told Lindsay she's a people pleaser with low self worth (she is not). -Cinco de Mayo group who did cocaine all over the bathroom, and one of them was crying because she had an abortion scheduled for noon the next daySend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay sit down with comedian, viral cheer dad, former Latin teacher, and all-around big deal Jay Yoder for a conversation that covers everything. -How he quit teaching after 21 years when the school refused to give him six days off-How a merch table rant at Cheer Nationals turned into 60,000 followers-Why his daughter Alicia, who is autistic, writes most of his best material without even tryingThey get into the ugly side of female comedy (being told to look uglier on stage), why retarded jokes are lazy and not funny, naked comedy shows in New York, the Venmo-first approach to hecklers, edibles at Red Rocks, Gilmore Girls in a haunted Indiana hotel, and why the universe starts delivering the second you stop making excuses.Also, his daughter's response to "if all your friends jumped off a bridge" is genuinely unwritable.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situation that nobody came out of unscathed. Venus Guard, an anti-sexual assault device with barbs that nobody can figure out how to remove, and why that's both genius and a massive problem.Red light yoga at CorePower is a money grab and a sensory nightmare, Lewis Hamilton only eats air and his body shows it, the best athlete physiques ranked, ear wax obsession (theirs and their dogs'), the neighbor showing up at work and getting deleted from the phone, and a friendship check-in about keeping the snark in check.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house.Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full chaos of living with someone you don't trust. Secret treat stashes, the supplements that never get given, the "did you take your meds today" text that ends every argument and why leaving is never as simple as people make it sound. They also break down the Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl situation, why Bethany Frankel needs to stop telling women to support each other, the looks-maxing influencer Clavicular, the golden handcuff trap of marrying rich at 19, and why making your own decisions is genuinely hard when you've never been allowed to.Lindsay is watching a pedo-adjacent TikTok movie nobody asked for and at the pet store over cried at a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. We covered a lot of ground, so buckle up Then end. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs. Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being recruited for the FBI.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.Josh breaks down why Augusta National is unlike any sporting event on the planet, who the good guys and bad guys are on tour (yes, golf has villains), what's actually on the menu at the Champions Dinner, and his bold prediction for this year's winner. Plus, the green jacket rules, payphones on the course, and why firm and fast is better than soft and sloppy.Tune in Sunday at 3:30 PM on CBS. The end.🎙️ Follow Josh & Off the Deck Podcast wherever you listen. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy.Plus: Tiger Woods and Trump, the moon mission's diversity casting, the pickleball Christian who cornered Lindsay for 20 minutes about having kids, parkour tag on ESPN Ocho, Olympic pickleball dreams, and a very exciting PR update.00:00 First Date Wedgie06:32 'Merica and Easter14:44 Influencers on Meth and more22:20 Family Matters26:38 Everyone Dies29:34 Childlessness by Choice40:16 Be Confident, not HumbleSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common. Tiger Woods' latest DUI, officially crowning him Black Jesus, and we wonder how many more lives this man actually has. Plus: an Autistic murder documentary, a Laguna Beach reboot nobody asked for, and a very real conversation about grief, estranged family, and showing up to a funeral looking cute.The end.00:00 — Trapped Under a Cuddle02:18 — Sorry I Exist05:38 — My Yoga Instructor Called Me Out and I Left a Review (Byeee)08:35 — Shit-Talking Our Way Through Pickleball Season10:35 — Ballet Is Back, Baby14:56 — Piano Recitals and Stage Fright20:13 — Stop Asking Us to Be Humble23:20 — Tiger Woods Is Black Jesus27:42 — Murder Docs, Laguna Beach & the Reality TV Power Hour38:51 — Looking Cute at FuneralsSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it. We talk about why Dakota is the villain nobody's holding accountable, why the internet keeps punishing the woman, and why ABC might actually be the most culpable party in this whole mess. Also: Chelsea's roommate threatened to throw her off the balcony, Lindsay had a win at work, and we discuss the celibacy scale (it's not what you think). Two dumb girls. Sometimes smart. Always hilarious.****This episode touches on domestic violence in real life and in the headlines. If anything we said hit close to home, you're not alone.National DV Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 | thehotline.orgText START to 88788 | Chat available 24/7Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to end it all.Red pill manosphere men are making money by degrading women who give them clout, so Lindsay and Chelsea defend Only Fans, because they are real people too.And bachelorette t-shirt nightmares and becoming professional fun -time - finders.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets.Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked specifically so his wife wants to f--- him, and a Netflix show is making light of men in power taking advantage of young women.New episodes every week. Follow @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Support the show — link in show notes.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself, remembered everything we said, and cancelled Friday.Also this week: Chelsea is convinced Jim Carrey has been cloned and replaced by a Hollywood operative. Lindsay thinks it's just bad Botox. We nearly didn't make it through this episode together.Plus: Freebird as a song of choice during private times, the Call Her Daddy breakdown and why Sophia Franklin deserves better, the Tampa airport pajama ban which we fully support, and the Chelsea Misery Tour with stops including "where I gave my boyfriend handies in the car."You're welcome. New episodes every week. Follow @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Support the show for $10/month — link in show notes.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad people?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports,  and Taylor Swift is really onto something.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!!Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben Franklin??Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift?21:10 Trying to be ladies27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious30:33 Vagina lollypops37:39 Trying out a new personality Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.Bits and Clips00:00 F*** you brad02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 04:58 Fans in the wild06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex09:08 Why aren't we famous yet?14:26 Hoarding husbands17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy??22:41 Throw your sh*t away28:25 Amazon wastefulness 35:42 Boots and jeans42:25 What song is stuck in your head?48:01 Share this episode with your friends pleaseSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong.Bits and Clips00:00 Fun Shenanigans03:41 Please flush the toilet10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated39:09 Love is not blind in DenverSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.Bits and Clips00:00 Quick catch up02:13 Dating disaster strikes again05:12 Pickleball and prayers06:57 We are the epitome of health11:07 Low hanging lips15:59 Pretty privilege27:10 Never to late to grow up33:56 Brother hater42:04 Cuddly critter overloadSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song.Bits and Clips00:00 We finally got a Labubu!02:55 Epic weekend adventures05:31 Rolling on 22s08:24 Bert Kreischer14:05 Shenanigans16:19 Manifesting our new jobs19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her23:58 Happy anniversary25:16 Should we do Ayahuasca?26:42 TikTok battles29:34 Just because you can connect with anyone, doesn't mean you should30:58 Power Cord Chaos 32:01  Love is Blind Recap37:23 Celebrity Updates40:36 Billionaires are ok with us41:56 Taylor Swift's New Album - we weren't wrong45:16 we are soooo close to being famousSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it.Bits and Clips02:04 Botched Botox 06:59 Hair extensions are not free09:03 Ironman prank12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral?18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not??23:43 Get off instagram30:13 30+ birthdays are sad31:01 Cancel your espresso machine order33:14 Seriously, just make us famous34:10 Have you ever rode a bus?34:39 Cash Cab36:14 Wheel of Fortune auditions37:36 Would You Rather?40:27 New dating app??46:08 We are basically a history podcast now46:30 Epic weekend50:33 ABS: always be shoppingSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.Clips and Bits02:38 John Cena in yoga class05:08 Kicked in the taint07:50 Men love bombing themselves10:56 Identifying as Single16:27 Lululemon and girl math22:14 Social Media stuff25:19 Quadrobics29:35 Humping centaur 32:56 We eat food sometimes34:59 2 Bears, 1 Cave39:07 Meeting celebs is scary42:53 #PowerOfBesties51:54 Buffalo Mafia book writingSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.Clips and Bits00:00 Ned the Snail05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker14:58 Celebs being dumb20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends41:25 Peeing in bed51:13 Love Languages and Toxic Traits56:07 Being deluluSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. Bits and Clips00:00 Llama costume contest02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk06:31 Exposing our diaries07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls12:40 Pickleball and Teamwork in Relationships15:14 Joe Burrow loves fossils and we love him for it24:34 Good boy27:38 Unknown number psycho cyber bully 32:51 Lakin Snelling and her dead baby35:59 Druski is not racist, it's just white face38:05 LGB TQIA2+42:40 Kate Middleton's wig and King Charles is incompetent 46:52 Vogue is the last magazine standingSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.Bits & Clips00:00 Our origin story07:26 Personal development is dead09:03 Gluten detective12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor18:05 Confidence boost20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date24:26 Shrek Dating25:46 Castration is on the come back28:14 Fentanyl fold30:22 Stick to coke33:10 It must be hard to be North West35:45 Lindsay's loose taint updateSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.Bits00:00 Chicken and a mop05:03 Buying our happiness07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads?22:50 Free the taint31:13 We are like, really mature33:58 Sober celebrations40:11 Donating instead of trashing our booksSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.Highlights00:00 Lettuce dog05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target08:04 22'' rims or bust11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new boyfriend28:14 Breathing and BJs29:52 Bama rush35:59 Older and hotter39:47 Pickleball cult hierarchy 40:28 End of AOL Dial-Up43:11 Barnes and Noble is still a thing?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi 03:02 NPR Poems 7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped 17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home 22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan 25:39 Partying with the youth 35:42 ESPN - you want us and Katie Feeney 38:18 We are white - the endSend us a textThree Spirit Elixirs and Alt WinesDesigned by plant scientists and bartenders. Use Code HONESTLY15 for 15% off.Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends12:58 Feeling Perfect Today19:05 Bathroom Talk27:03 Life Changes and Happiness27:53 No more Downsy?29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age32:17 Teens should be messing around more34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4th40:58 Games and Personal Insights46:11 How well do you know your bestie? Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.00:00 Shotguns and Lions03:56 Nipple Clamps07:01 Hunting Wives Recap08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors29:50 Hair Care Show Down36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club39:32 Ball Sac Razors44:46 Should women be Uber drivers?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters06:21 Thoughts on Cheating07:57 Left Shoes Revenge 10:37 Lat Marriage13:54 Gym Class Trauma15:59 Quitting Pickleball?17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us21:36 Ozempic and Anorexia24:23 How Lindsay formed her Ego31:28 Target, Coffee, Yoga, yah!Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer20:11 Losing Virginity22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People24:17 BBL Butt Rot28:54 Unbotched Reboot34:00 How to Fast in a Healthy Way42:06 MGK survives off of Coffee and Cigarettes44:01 Hating on Men45:36 Polar Express is a Smut BookSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog23:44 We need more hobbies24:55 Chicken Tendies26:57 Financial Irresponsibility 28:47 Recycling is a Scam32:46 Who cares about body count?34:49  Lifestyle Contracts38:22 Will Smith's Career is spiraling 43:16 Diddy Trial: People still won't believe a womanSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. Chapters00:35 Orca Sensual Massage01:54 $400 Swimsuit03:52 Pickleball Smut07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers10:30 The R Word is Back16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real21:25 Skinny Ozempic Talk23:39 Living in Danger on Purpose25:34 Reality TV Recap27:29 Chelsea's Pupdate28:13 RIP Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom31:27 Jerking off to the Titanic Submersible Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics. 01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissist 07:08 Opera is for classy ladies11:49 Alix Earle and Influencer Social Responsibility16:15 Trying to get Chelsea a date21:34 We are getting a joint checking accountsomewhere in between: Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife, Meghan Markle - stay away from the SA friends and be on our show, and Alex Cooper is more scripted than we thought32:14 Honestly Smartless PrayerSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!Chapters00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra05:09 Talking Dogs08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler 10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini14:08 Vacation Sex16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life22:14 Chelsea has no Sex Game25:06 Delulu Dating25:31 Iraq Inspo25:31 Lesbian Lovers36:35 OF JourneySend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future.Chapters 00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us) 02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage 05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies 08:23 – Clubbing, Chaos & Regret in Heels 10:55 – What We’re Watching While Avoiding Life 13:20 – Celebs and Trash Talk 15:39 – Meds & Mayhem 18:20 – Reality TV Made Us Do It 20:54 – Consent, Ghosting & Dating in 2025 23:14 – Travel Trauma & Dancing Questionably 25:10 – Flirting, Fails & Delusional Confidence 26:59 – Wrap-Up & Future Bad DecisionsSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese fairy 01:09 – Night creams are a scam 04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong 08:39 – Unhinged dating stories 13:58 – Hot Autism Summer 20:51 – Chili's is back? 23:22 – AI ads know us too well 24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire 25:29 – Ozempic is the sh*t 28:19 – Weird social energy 34:56 – New projects Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless

Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t 00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga 02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops 06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra 09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback 10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero 12:16 - WTF Sports Games 14:53 - Skinny Shot Secrets (Ozempic) 18:35 - Kim Gets Deep(ish) 19:54 - Hailey Bieber's PR Romance 22:27 - Belichick’s Side Quests 27:44 - Bougie Plantations Talk 32:13 - Chaos & Clout Chasing 33:13 - Matchmaking Mayhem 34:58 - Family Feels Incoming 37:21 - Insta Love & LiesSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless