Penne alla Vodka

(Rich, saucy, dramatic, and featuring white stuff under strict supervision) Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to pass themselves off as Italian. Today’s recipe is a creamy, tomato‑vodka fever dream: Penne alla Vodka — a dish so iconic it could walk a red carpet.