Perfectomorphs!

OUR coconuts. You will put them in your mouth: right now, right now. (Right now, right now.)   Thot Topics Queens are Thot Topics Fiends-- and Thot Topics fiends get the greens. It's payout time-- we're BACK after an accidental two-week long break! Cris was out of town for a while so naturally we have a LOT of girly catching up to do. So don't expect any actual topics until about an hour in. LOOSELY, we discuss every gay guy's favorite day of the year: Spotify Wrapped Day! We look back on a pretty shitty year in music and search for highlights. Then, we talk about whether LGBT eating disorder rates have to do with how hot and sexy gay people are-- and more broadly wonder if literally every person alive has an eating disorder?   Lastly, we talk about Jill Biden's geriatric Christmas decorations and plot our takeover of the White House halls.   Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod. Eat your soup on Patreon.