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EPISODE · Feb 20, 2026 · 1H 13M

Pet Hates, Grand Openings & Stalker Vibes

from Relatively Blonde · host Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌Of course, they couldn’t ignore the latest villa antics on Love Island - because at this point they deserve honorary producer credits — and for the first time ever… we have a dilemma from a straight male 👀 Yes. The demographic is expanding. Growth. Evolution.Expect opinions, mild outrage, unnecessary spirals and at least one take that will divide the group chat.Same cousins, same energy, just louder, pettier, and now taking submissions from the boys.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

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It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌Of course, they couldn’t ignore the latest villa antics on Love Island - because at this point they deserve honorary producer credits — and for the first time ever… we have a dilemma from a straight male 👀 Yes. The demographic is expanding. Growth. Evolution.Expect opinions, mild outrage, unnecessary spirals and at least one take that will divide the group chat.Same cousins, same energy, just louder, pettier, and now taking submissions from the boys.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

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It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going...

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