Phalloplasty Philes: European in a Bag (Part 1)

A woman gets a thigh flap phalloplasty. Her surgeon surprises her by putting the second leg graft on the back of the leg that donated the full thickness flap for the phallus, rather than the other leg as planned. This meant that she had to spend the recovery lying on a wound instead of having both wounds face up. She also has no idea if this horrible burning sensation, urinary urgency and bladder spasms are somehow potentially indicative of a UTI. Also, it feels strange because she still feels like she is peeing the same, but now it is going through this sprinkler mode skin tube. Dysphoria cured.The Cotard joke is of course a joke. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit exulansic.substack.com/subscribe