Pharmacy Walk

Bob jets back from San Antonio and has a few interesting experiences, while Miles cuts to the front of the seniors' line at the pharmacy. GAMES, like old-school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/OcUuaUnMZ_A Static Radio – Pharmacy Walk Bob jets back from San Antonio and has a few interesting experiences, while Miles cuts to the front of the seniors' line at the pharmacy. Pharmacy Walk Bad AI Transcript no sex no drugs no wine no women no one this is mine welcome to daddy does it sound like one of Marge's sisters there yeah Thelma yeah Thelma Thelma Thelma and Thelma yeah Marge you got a good breakup with Homer. Divorce him. Yeah. Welcome, everybody, to the Miles title extravaganza. Welcome to my playhouse house. Miles is going to sing Rammstein for us this week. Take it away, Miles. Oh, sometimes the sausages in the playhouse. Tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug. very good. Right. Yeah. Love the ramstein i don't i don't know i don't really listen. My son does i don't seems a little bit too dark for me. So I don't know if i don't know i don't know well i was uh in the city of Lights, oh, wait a minute, I wasn't, I was in the city of uh the dead recently east st louis that's right that's right city of unmarked graves that's east st louis yeah yeah city of no return yeah that's right right right some people say. Oddly enough, though, a lot of the people they find are not from the area. They're from other places across the river. Hmm. It's kind of like having a wish sandwich. Mm-hmm. Bow, bow, bow, bow. No, I was down at San Antonio, Texas until just a few hours ago. Has anyone gone down to San Antonio? I've been telling everybody that I'm like, you know, the Phil Collins Alamo collection is available to view. What? Phil Collins has an Alamo collection? It's crew t-shirts. Yeah, and he had all these artifacts he donated to the Alamo. Nobody believes me. They're like, what? I don't know. I still haven't looked this up yet. I don't know. I'm kind of skeptical here. You mentioned this off the air. I'm pretty skeptical on this. I'm like, oh, look it up. It's there. It's there. Yeah. So I was in the hottest hotel room I've been in in a long time. uh i mean you had like a lady of the night temperature wise i mean what temperature wise it's like oh okay you didn't okay you didn't have like a lady boy or something with you there? okay Come on now and then i don't know i don't know what you do there so i was there and uh like the air conditioner couldn't keep up in my room. It never got the lowest. I turned the thing all the way down, which maybe I shouldn't have done that. But I mean, are you like me? Whenever I go, I travel, especially in the summertime. As soon as I get in my, my room, I turn the air conditioner all the way down. And then I dropped my pad. No. And then, you know, you go to dinner or whatever, you come back. It's like crisp. It's like you're walking into a frozen wonderland. Right. Right, right. So I did that, and then I come back, and it's like a sauna. A sauna. It's a sauna. So then I suffered with the sauna for a few nights. I was there for almost a week. Yeah. And then, like, on the third night, somebody I was with were like, hey, I saw people getting fans on my floor, like box tickets. And I'm like, what? No, they're fans of Phil Collins. Genesis. So I immediately called the desk and asked for a fan. I got one. I got a box fan. It was mildly better. At least the hot air was moving around a little more. But I have not had that kind of experience. Now, this hotel was supposedly haunted. I did not have any haunted experiences, though. You didn't bring your equipment with you? I always bring my equipment, Miles. Oh, you mean my ghost hunting equipment? No, I'm not your dick. Yeah, no, I know. I'm just joking. No, I did not, because I heard it. I vaguely heard it was haunted, and as we were going from the airport into the hotel, our Uber driver was regaling us with the haunted stories from the hotel. Hey, man. No, she was a very nice lady, and we stayed at the Menger Hotel, which is a weird name, but Menger, which is like a really, really old hotel right next door to the Alamo. Oh, okay. You know, you could spit on the Alamo from the distance we were. Oh, nice. Yeah, exactly. If you really want to be a jerk. Yeah, well, you excel at that. So, yeah, we were right next to the Alamo and right across the street from the Crockett Hotel, which is another old, old hotel. Yeah. And I had dinner there one night, so… So you threw your weight around like, excuse me, I don't know if you know who I am, but I like a fan. I need a fan. That oscillates. Why do I sound like the family guy? Huh? You sound like the family guy. You sound like your Chief Wiggum. Oh, I'm Chief Wiggum, all right. No, so I got a fan, which was really, it cut the, you know, because the lowest my room got was 73. And it's like 90, you know, like 100 degrees outside. That's not acceptable for me. And I wouldn't even look at the thermostat after a while because it was so hot in there, like in the upper 70s. Yeah. But, you know, whatever. You're going to be all right? Yeah, I'll be all right. But it was an interesting old hotel, lots of cool stuff. But apparently there was some Sally, somebody who haunts the hotel. But I did not see anything. I was too busy upskirting in the lobby. I was too busy. I was there for work. Yeah, you always play that card. I didn't go out. I was there for work. I didn't do nothing. I'm the boss. I did go out to dinner on Saturday night. Oh, here we go. Salad. The salad rundown. Here we go. Salad rundown. Okay. Well, you're always bragging about your salad intake, so I'm waiting for it. I didn't eat salad on Saturday. Really? It was some type of crazy Mexican lasagna or something. I don't know what it was. I didn't. like it too much. Mexican lasagna. That's what see well that's the only way i could describe it. Okay. It was like had chicken and cheese and, uh, all your okay so what other stuff some kind of stuff in there. I don't know. So, uh, I was on my, I walked because it's about i don't So I was walking back and got to see all the good nightlife of San Antonio. Oh, okay. Like this one poor guy throwing up, leaning up against the building. It was a good one. Was it your brother? No, it wasn't. It was not your brother. It was some random guy. He was like… Wait, what did you have? The Mexican lasagna. It was like 1130, something like that. I got really late for me and made my way back. And there was a couple of Puerto Rican girls who were dying to meet me. They seemed to be looking for a good time or something. Somebody to have a good time. But there is… Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. There was quite the unhoused situation down there. But I'll tell you, now, you know, there's one thing that I cannot stand. Oh, here we go. Well, no, there's more than one thing. There's one thing in this story that I cannot stand. And that's panhandling. But all of the unhoused individuals, as the proper way to say it now, nobody panhandled me at all. But they all seem to be very hot. Like overwhelmingly hot sitting outside. It's too hot to panhandle. Yeah, it's so hot. How hot is it? It's too hot to panhandle. San Antonio is too hot to panhandle. Right. Even on the Riverwalk with the people who were hiding underneath the bridges that didn't get shooed away by the police did not panhandle. Too hot, man. Like, eh. Which I found rather intriguing, considering. I get peed almost everywhere else I go. Because I thought you were a woman. Like, I don't want any boob money, you know? I don't want any sweaty titty money. Yeah, we don't want that. So we're not going to… Here's a dollar. Liz Ugly Broad. Liz Ugly Broad. She ain't got no money. So yesterday evening on Sunday… The people that I was with, they wanted to do the little boat ride. Yeah. And so we did do that. And it was so sad. It was probably the saddest boat ride I've ever been on. You know, most of the time when you go on a boat, it's a joyous occasion. Okay. I've been on many boats. And every time people are smiling, it's a fun situation. Yeah. Right? Love something exciting and new. So our guide was Sisto. Let me, uh, Cisco. I'm sorry. Sisto is different. Okay. Was he a friend of yours? No, he wasn't a friend of mine. Cisco friend, friend, friend of mine. And Cisco was our guide. And we somehow, there was three of us all together. We somehow snuck on in front of a bunch of other people. Oh, nice. They line up to get on the boat, right? They fill up the boat. Yeah. Like, is there a group of three? And the first one of the people I was with was like, yes, we have three. And then we got to walk past all of these people who were really mad and get on that boat. Oh, I believe this. I 100% believe this. And then Sisto led us on. And he was really quite a good guy. So if you're down the Riverwalk, ask for Sisto. He's a good guy. But the boat was dead. It was a dead boat. Like all these hundred-year-old people there or something like that? No, it was young people. I mean, there was old people, but there was young people. And we were sitting back there laughing, and he was telling corny jokes and stuff. But I thought he was very clever, and he had a whole routine that he was doing