Phil Took Too Much Ozempic episode artwork

EPISODE · Mar 16, 2026 · 1H 12M

Phil Took Too Much Ozempic

from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:03 Markus fights the mind meld00:02:39 The wettest intro we've ever done00:04:34 Markus feels better soon00:09:02 Music corner00:11:09 Are you ready for the best damn water of your life?00:12:39 Phil's secret relationship with our Moms00:14:50 Phil part fish type sh*t00:18:31 We're a fresh pack podcast00:20:12 Eating Tejas Gummies til we forget how many we've had00:25:53 Pneumonia Phil00:28:16 Things Markus took for granted pre-surgery00:29:50 Cleaning the garage is like wiping your ass00:31:08 Our 100k Subs celebration will be epic00:33:08 Why Markus has been so hostile all episode00:36:39 Boofin pills on the paywall00:38:16 Adults at the water park00:41:11 Last Year This Week00:45:08 Phil saw a UFO00:47:08 Phil hates the new Netflix dinosaur show00:49:09 The last time we all cried00:54:48 Justin's Dollar Tree Haul00:58:53 Weekly Bit Pitch01:07:02 Getting mad about the war real quick______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:03 Markus fights the mind meld00:02:39 The wettest intro we've ever done00:04:34 Markus feels better soon00:09:02 Music corner00:11:09 Are you ready for the best damn water of your life?00:12:39 Phil's secret relationship with our Moms00:14:50 Phil part fish type sh*t00:18:31 We're a fresh pack podcast00:20:12 Eating Tejas Gummies til we forget how many we've had00:25:53 Pneumonia Phil00:28:16 Things Markus took for granted pre-surgery00:29:50 Cleaning the garage is like wiping your ass00:31:08 Our 100k Subs celebration will be epic00:33:08 Why Markus has been so hostile all episode00:36:39 Boofin pills on the paywall00:38:16 Adults at the water park00:41:11 Last Year This Week00:45:08 Phil saw a UFO00:47:08 Phil hates the new Netflix dinosaur show00:49:09 The last time we all cried00:54:48 Justin's Dollar Tree Haul00:58:53 Weekly Bit Pitch01:07:02 Getting mad about the war real quick______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

NOW PLAYING

Phil Took Too Much Ozempic

0:00 1:12:14

No transcript for this episode yet

We transcribe on demand. Request one and we'll notify you when it's ready — usually under 10 minutes.

THE OMEN (1995) / DAMIEN

Apr 20, 2026 ·75m

THE OMEN (2006)

Apr 6, 2026 ·116m

OMEN IV: THE AWAKENING

Mar 30, 2026 ·126m

Big Old Life: Heather Blackbird interviews people on planet earth. Heather Blackbird loves asking questions. This podcast is a learning experience. Join me, Heather Blackbird, as I talk to people about their lives. Frequency of new episodes is a little all over the place and I'm learning as I go. Big Old Life is a small way of talking about the vastness of life, one person at a time. If you are reading this or found this podcast it's probably because someone you know gave you a link to it. :) Explicit Never Time to Give Up Shadoe Lass A nod to the classics with a note from the future. A project meant to encompass every call I wanted to make but never went through. Seriously, it's just me, calling you. Pick up the phone? :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Explicit Bitcoin Gateway Lea meakin Welcome to Bitcoin Gateway, the podcast where we dive deep into the world of Bitcoin, hosted by Lea Meakin. This show is for anyone who’s ever felt overwhelmed by the complex world of cryptocurrencies and wants a simple, straightforward explanation. Each episode, we’ll break down the basics of Bitcoin, explore its history, and discuss its potential impact on the future of finance. Whether you’re a complete beginner or just looking to expand your knowledge, Bitcoin Gateway is here to help you understand Bitcoin, one episode at a time. Explicit The Hunt Diaz Task Force A hard-hitting, eye-opening podcast that takes you deep into the relentless fight against human and sex trafficking. Each episode explores the dangerous world of traffickers and predators from every angle—street operations, online investigations, and digital warfare. Hear firsthand from law enforcement, federal agents, and prosecutors as they share real stories of sting operations, investigative tactics, and the challenges of bringing traffickers to justice. Follow live sting operations, online predator investigations, and real-time takedowns of trafficking rings, with insights from cybercrime experts, undercover decoys, and live case discussions. We dive deep into how traffickers operate on the dark web, using cryptocurrency and other digital tools to exploit victims. Learn how law enforcement is using cutting-edge technology to track traffickers and disrupt their operations. The Hunt, pulls back the curtain on the digital and real-world fight against trafficking, exposing the p Explicit

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is this episode of Works Every Time?

This episode is 1 hour and 12 minutes long.

When was this Works Every Time episode published?

This episode was published on March 16, 2026.

What is this episode about?

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off...

Can I download this Works Every Time episode?

Yes, you can download this episode by clicking the download button on the episode player, or subscribe to the podcast in your preferred podcast app for automatic downloads.
URL copied to clipboard!