Pick 38: Slick Flick Pick: Gender Role Switches to Male Witches--Jocks, Nighthawks and Morlocks (The Covenant, 2006) **With Caro Blood Red Wine's Aural Appearance**

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the trying and thankless task of ushering at least one neophyte, transferred-in student named Chase "the nutcase" around the northeastern United States where he is both interloping and posing--but really far more north than the country's border-- high school dorm--where unholy happenings, sinister spider-spell traps, chants and two babes enchanting, where the boys are as rich as they suffer the curse of Ipswich, athletes foot and jock fstars itch, if you interrupt Chase Collin's magic show, you'll be found glassy eyed in the back seat of a tiny, gas-friendly, poor man's car or ti** up in a ditch, just cause your rich, don't mean we'll all call you a morlock, rather a male fstars witch, and Caro Dark Magic Divine and I won't be made your bit** while we reveal the joys, boys with both foosball and crotch-rocket toys, and how The Covenant may sometimes just be beneficial for background noise with this Slick Flick Pick, a desirable diversion from the main spell casting vein of Chemohawk Sessions. For your 38th episode, we review a flick I fondly remember, but upon rewatch worry parts I must misremember, of this Ipswich pre-college Canadian cabal clan, I'm sadly no member, while some moments burn bright in their brilliance, time has shown me this flick displays more smoldering smoke than a glowing hot ember. We offer you, regarding this cold, fog-laden, electrical-storm-lit, where one male witch must, the other dude witch, outwit or when he turns 18, his powers he'll be forced to forfeit, the person with the biggest balls is actually Sarah, who in Caleb's car makes the first move, kisses his thick lips and goes for it in this fun, but far from flawless, production: The Covenant, circa September 2006. Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… we offer you: Pick 38: Slick Flick Pick: Gender Role Switches to Male Witches--Jocks, Nighthawks and Morlocks (The Covenant, 2006). Today, we discuss--the glaring irony in showing a bodacious, booksmart, blonde babe with 2+ tramp tats on her back; though she probably holds hands like a champ, she kisses like she is tongueless and in the front pew of church. - Your worthwhile cinephile: The real Ipswich founder and original dude witch: Falsetto Prophet and Daddy Long Legs Spider Spell put on her: Caro Dark Magic Divine, Blood Red Wine P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla, F.C.F.U. It is called a Track Meet. Song referenced is How Do I Live Without You. How 311 Got Its Name Is the popular rock band '311' associated with the Ku Klux Klan? Barbara Mikkelson Claim:   311's innocuous name masks sinister ties to white supremacy, because 'K' is the eleventh letter of the alphabet, and 'K' repeated three times equals 'KKK'. Status:   False. Origins:   This rumor has dogged 311. There's no KKK involvement and never has been. The numbers don’t lie: women tend to live longer than men. The average American man will live to age 76, according to latest CDC figures, while the average woman in America will live to age 81.