Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Queen, Revive, Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Exfil Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Unclean, Mean Michael Biehn Marine); (Aliens, 1986)

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Obscene Queen, Revive, Her Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Then, Exfil Intact and Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Xenomorphs, These Unclean, Obscene, Mean Michael Biehn Marines, Dwarf); (Aliens, 1986). Today, we'll discuss--why sticking your shotgun in the mouth of a acid blood rich creature and blasting away may not be the best way to avoid close encounters as, by definition, it requires a close ass encounter of the same, when you are told to use flame elements and small arms only, it is likely a direct fucking order from Apone, the man who tells you to look into his eye, and less a misplaced suggestion, however much Hudson can bitch, multiple that by 3 and add infinity and you are semi close to 1. how badass Hicks is throughout the entire fucking film and 2. how sultry, soothing and sexy Ripley's voice is at all times, 3. how slimy and sleazy Burke the jerk is and 4. how fucking fantastic looks in a tank top and no goddamn bra, what an asinine notion it is to allow face huggers to impregnate the tall gal with the sexy voice and the little blonde girl who prefers to be called a breed of lizard, and who the fuck in the writer's room thought it was a grand notion to off over half of the colonial marines that we were just starting to grow fucking fond of? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Brother Gambit P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious,courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.