Playing UK Garage Frantically, Like A Hooker Locked In My Boot – Episode 120 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

So do I tell you my messed up Friday night? Fuck it. Why not. After arguing with fake gypsy charity collectors and nearly getting bowled over by a savage pub fight that spilled everywhere I went to a super gay club. Like wow. Beyonce, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, the lot. I struck out and left at kick out time out of my box. Heading down Tottenham Court Road I'm engaged by 2 birds who saw where I came from. They were then surprised when I said I was straight because I was "so well groomed." Supposedly I have eyelashes to be jealous of. Sthuper! So, I blag the cabbie into going McDs to stuff my face, get home and my internet is dead. NO. SHIT. I actually thought I'd cancelled my show via my phone at 4am from the toilet. I wake up to notice that I was so fucked that I didn't manage to do it. Great. So I play with the power cord and get my cable modem going. I now have about 50 minutes to buy new music, download promos and set up for the show. No where NEAR enough time. Well, I frantically stumbled through and got to air in my hungover state to bring you this show. If that's not dedication I don't know what is. Enjoy. B