PMFL Podcast.S8.E3 - PMFL For Life

A NOTE FROM AL MICHAELS: I’ve been reassigned to writing these episode descriptions and the PMFL Gazette—a newspaper that didn’t exist until this week. "PMFL Leadership" calls it “an expanded editorial role. I suspect they invented the whole fucking publication to keep me busy. Anyway, here’s your write-up you pussy-hound fucks. “PMFL for Life.” A stirring declaration of loyalty. Also, apparently, the length of my fucking contract. Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry and Younghoe Fuj return to dissect Week One, preview Week Two and explain why their preseason opinions should remain admissible in polite society. Joining them is reigning champion Hard-On Andre, who brings two titles, an enormous amount of cialis (viagra is still supreme) and considerably fewer fantasy points than anticipated. Week One provided plenty of material: • Tokyo dropped a 176.16 point turd on Gaus. Godzilla has returned, and the first building demolished was the resident toilet. • The Midnight Eagles put 163.86 past the Cold Hustlers. Hoss gets married and immediately discovers a new and fun way to get fucked on Sundays. • The Skunk’s running backs did the heavy lifting against Stab City. Let's be honest, Kyle Monung- that's not a real name. That guy ain't scoring 20 a week. • The Owl’s retirement home overthrew the defending champion. Kenneth Walker arrived Monday to make Andre’s final score suitable for public viewing. • Tooth & Claw beat Hungry by 8.38. I believe reports of Zo Zoo taking dick have been read across the nation. • Younghoe beat-off the Boppers, whose shiny shorts proved too constricting for these fat cow lizzos. Well onto Week Two, because that's what comes after one: the commissioner confronts his incredibly irresponsible spending (isn't this nincompoop having a baby?), Fuj faces his 2–12 history against Tokyo, and Hungry–Hustlers look to see who can edge out the longest with an all-time 7-7 head to head matchup. Add jersey-bet watch, Froggy Finance Football and the “PMFL for Life” anthem, and you’ve got another episode of the greatest fantasy league in sports—a distinction awarded entirely by its own retarded executive team. Crack a beer. Hide your FAAB from Cap'n D. And all you Week 1 Losers, kindly wipe your tears with my sagging scrotum, there's plenty to go around you. — Al Michaels Former Broadcast Legend. Current Description Writer. #PMFL #PMFLPodcast #PMFLForLife #FantasyFootball