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PMFL Podcast
by Cap'n
Our weekly recap session of the PMFL's games, waiver wire battles, injuries, predictions, banter and more
Episodes
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E8 - Simethicone! For Fast Gaus Relief!
I’m Al Michaels. I’ve called Super Bowls, witnessed miracles, and now I’m writing promotional copy for four men debating whether a professional athlete qualifies as a “used cum rag.” My application for dental coverage remains under review. This week, Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry and Younghoe Fuj welcome…
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E7 - The Hog of the Irish
The PMFL is back in full chaos mode: a negative-point quarterback, a resurrected Jared Goff, and a trade market that keeps exposing who actually has the stones to buy low. If you need a sharp, funny breakdown of the week that fantasy football officially went off the rails, this is the one to…
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E6 - Flying Private with Professional Pilot Chris
Cap'n D has delivered dih to Mr. Hungry and delivered a beautiful baby girl all in the same week. The baby bump may be an unstoppable edge. Pop em out if you ever need a clean fantasy dub. Small sample size, maybe, undefeated? probably. An incredible feat, a master of multitasking that Jimmy is.…
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E5 - Cold Beers & Turkiyë Veneers
I’m Al Michaels. Management has once again assigned me the episode description and the PMFL Gazette—two jobs they invented to keep me occupied while a mouse named Milton eats the insulation around my desk. Apparently, this is career development. This week, Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry and Younghoe Fuj...
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E4 - Tits on Twitch Two
This is Al Michaels. I was told Episode Four required a “professional introduction,” which apparently means I speak write the intro for the episode about Mr. Hungry’s tits. Yes, “Tits on Twitch” is the song opening tonight’s PMFL Podcast. Mr. Hungry is absent from the show because he’s taking its...
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E3 - PMFL For Life
A NOTE FROM AL MICHAELS: I’ve been reassigned to writing these episode descriptions and the PMFL Gazette—a newspaper that didn’t exist until this week. "PMFL Leadership" calls it “an expanded editorial role. I suspect they invented the whole fucking publication to keep me busy. Anyway, here’s…
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E2 - The Busting Basement
Six teams enter the basement. Dignity does not. Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry and the Younghoe Fuj descend into the rancid remains of the 2025 standings to examine the Draft Days of the PMFL’s bottom six. Can the Skunkle Squad’s superstar receivers overpower the stench? Have the WOPs assembled a…
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PMFL Podcast.S8.E1 - The PMFL Podcast Returns
Good Evening, Dear Listener. It is I, your Favorite Commissioner, Cap'n D, back in the booth after what feels like an eternity. Today, I'm joined by two trusty comrades in Pod, Tannerone and Zoo's Dad, and we’re diving into the whirlwind of the 2026 PMFL Draft Day. After a six year hiatus caused…
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PMFL Podcast.S7.E4 - Quarterly Bidness Reviews
“Folks… I’ve seen some things in my career. John Madden on Molly, Tom Brady kissing his Kids, Susan's Breasts.. But nothing—nothing—compares to what’s happening in the PMFL right now. The Cold Hustlers have turned into a death machine. The WOPS are winning ugly. The Hard-Ons are scoring like...
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PMFL Podcast.S7.E3 - Summer Dad Pod
Cap'n's Slamming Hazy's, Mr.Hungry's cooking up some grub in Gorzy's Kitchen and the Younghoe.. probably fapping. We take a break and welcome two stunning PMFL Papa's to host this weeks pod.
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PMFL Podcast.S7.E2 - Sham Dog Millionaire & Grim Gausman FC
Well folks, Week Two is in the books — and let me tell you, it was carnage out there. Blood on the gridiron, egos shattered, and more kneecaps blown out than a Dan Campbell pep talk. The WOPs? Oh, they didn’t just get their revenge — they punted Younghoe Fuj straight out of the Owl’s Nest, crown...
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PMFL Podcast.S7.E1 - Funky Fumbles Firing Bonixs and Penixes
“Oh sure, here we go again — Season 10 of the PMFL Podcast, the prestige television of grown men yelling about fantasy football. Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry, and Younghoe sit around pretending their bad takes from last year didn’t happen, then spend 40 minutes congratulating themselves for noticing that...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E15 - That's Al Folks
In the most unhinged, jaw-dropping episode of the PMFL Podcast yet, Al Michaels delivers his final tirade of the 2024 season with a ferocity that will leave you speechless. No team, GM, or league member escapes his wrath as he reflects on the chaos, stupidity, and outright madness that defined…
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E14 - The Sweaty Dance
The stage is set, and the PMFL Semi-Finals are here! In this episode, Al Michaels breaks down the most thrilling, heartbreaking, and downright ridiculous Quarterfinal matchups in PMFL history. From the stinky Skunkle Squad pulling off a historic upset against the Helmet Boppers to the Younghoe…
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E13 - Fantasy Fuck Boys
Tonight, is the last night before the 2024 PMFL Playoffs. Boppers, Titans, WOPs, Hungries, Eagles, Gausmen, Younghoe's and Skunks. Al Michaels has locked Cap'n D out of the PMFL Podcast studio and invited to distinguished young gentlemen into the booth to breakdown their entry into the Dance and...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E12 - A PMFL Carol - Load the Wagon
🎬 "A modern holiday masterpiece. It’s A Christmas Carol meets fantasy football chaos, and it absolutely works." - Rotten Turnovers 🍿 "I laughed, I cried, I updated my roster. This episode made me believe in miracles—and the Taysom Hill hype—for at least one week." - Younghoe Weekly 🎤 "A tour…
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E11 - The Lizzo Diet
It's the most chaotic time of the year, and the PMFL Podcast is back with Episode 11 of Season 6 to bring you all the wild, weird, and outright ridiculous moments leading up to the league's big dance! Join the ever-grumpy Al Michaels as he reluctantly exchanges pleasantries with the top dog...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E10 - Tuesday Waiver Toe-Rags
In this absolutely chaotic episode of the PMFL Podcast, Al Michaels takes the reins (and liberties) with another iconic opening. Buckle up as Al ranks the ugliest General Managers in the PMFL—because apparently, tact and decorum are on vacation this week. The roast is fiery, with Cap’n D and Mr....
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E9 - The Real Al Michaels
Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast, where the stakes are high, and the competition is fierce! In Episode 9 of Season 6, Cap'n D and the ever-vocal Household Hard-On join forces to break down all the action from Week 10 of the 2024 PMFL season. This week, the duo dives deep into each match-up,...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E8 - The Trial of the Gridiron Gausmen
In a historic episode of the PMFL Podcast, we present The Trial of the Gridiron Gausmen. Our resident legend, Al Michaels, steps in as judge, jury, and executioner, presiding over one of the most anticipated moments in PMFL history. After weeks of chaos, controversy, and blatant disrespect, the...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E7 - Fan Mail
Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast! This week, Cap’n D, Mr.Hungry and for a brief while, the Younghoe Fuj, break down all the wild action from Week 8 of the PMFL. From shocking upsets to heated guarantees, no team or GM is safe from the spotlight. Al Michael's is in top form. Join us as we dissect...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E6- A Presidential Debate
Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast, where we’ve taken a wild turn this week! Al Michaels is in rare form, bringing on a surprise guest – the one and only Donald Trump. From debating aliens, to ranting about fantasy football trades and making questionable comparisons between PMFL and Politics, this...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E5 - Bangerz & Mash
For this episode of the PMFL Podcast, Al Michaels returns with more fiery commentary after a two-week break in jolly old England. From claiming Big Ben is named after Roethlisberger to roasting Barstool for being a sorry excuse for sports media, Al pulls no punches. He goes off on the critics who...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E4 - Cheesedicks & Hexes
Welcome back to yet another wild ride with the PMFL Podcast, Episode 4! This week, Cap’n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj break down all the drama and chaos from Week 3 in the league. From the Midnight Eagles losing by a razor-thin margin thanks to Scary Terry's last-minute heroics for the...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E3 - Any Garlic Naans in the Mix?
Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast! In this episode, Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj gather around (with garlic naans in hand) to break down the wild ride that was Week 2. Mr. Hungry’s having a rough time trying to come to terms with being 0-2, while the WOPs continue their dominant...
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E2 - Vegan for a Year
Welcome back to the PMFL Podcast! In this week's episode, we dive headfirst into all the drama, disasters, and delusions that Week 1 brought to the PMFL. The jerseys have been bet, and we're here to recap every humiliating, glorious detail. From player performances that had GMs puffing their…
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PMFL Podcast.S6.E1 (Part 1) - We're Likely Worthy of Zaythoven's 5th
Welcome to the 2024 PMFL Podcast, the go-to spot for all things related to the greatest fantasy football league in the world—the PMFL. It’s your host's, Cap'n D, Mr.Hungry, YoungHoe and Gaus, and we're kicking things off in style as we dive headfirst into the most anticipated event of the year:...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E12 - Chubby Hubbard in the Cupboard
As Pepe le Skunkle and the Household Hard-On approached the precarious edge of the Bridge of Byes, the very chasm that bridged the gap between triumph and despair, an ominous foreboding air hung heavy. The chasm, a swirling vortex of cosmic chaos, seemed to pulsate with an eerie, unspoken…
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E11 - I Love Donuts
As Cap'n D descended into the abyss beneath the bridge of byes, darkness enveloped him, and the air grew thick with an eerie chill. He plummeted, caught in a free fall through the unfathomable depths of the PMFL. Far below, amidst the inky blackness, a faint glimmer flickered. A colossal entity...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E10 - Cap'n & the Commish Assistant
The Bridge of Byes, a nexus of fate suspended between the realms of triumph and despair, bore witness to a duel of cosmic proportions. Midstride, Cap'n D and the Cold Hustler clashed, the ancient timbers beneath them groaning as if burdened by the collective weight of the fantasy football cosmos....
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E9 - Better Fillup on Munchies while you (Pringle) can!
Amidst the eerie gloom of the Jungle of the Bottom, Pepe le Skunkle stood paralyzed, his heart pounding. The atmosphere hung heavy with a palpable sense of hopelessness, broken only by the ghostly cries of the cursed Younghoe-Koo. Just when despair threatened to swallow him whole, a bizarre twist...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E8 - Ethereal Exploits of Captain Kinc
Pepe le Skunkle tumbled from the tattered rope ladder descending from the nest. "And don't come back!" cried the Owl "I'm 3-4 for a reason. I'm going places. I don't need to be held back by the likes of you". The trapdoor slammed shut. Pepe found himself utterly alone, planted within the…
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E7 - Pod Stack
The Owl's Nest was in a disastrous state. The remnants of the Young-Hoe's chaotic spree still lay strewn about the dim chamber, like Demercado's on the waiver wire. After his chaotic spree, the Young-Hoe was now captive. Utterly nude, he dangled from a dusty chandelier in the center of the room,...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E6 - Return of the Zok
In the wake of the Young-Hoe's mysterious disappearance, the PMFL Podcast crew, now joined by the Helmet Bopper and the Stab City Shamrock, found themselves at a crossroads. Determined to rescue their comrade, but still owing a duty to complete the podcast, they gathered in Cap'n D's apartment, a...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E5 - Hung Sol-Hoe
Dim light cast by eerie, owl-shaped lanterns illuminated the cluttered chaos of the Nest. Filth seemed to seep into every corner. Remnants of nefarious plans and schemes long past littered the floor. Exorbitant piles of angry draft night printouts, their corners crumpled and names scribbled out…
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E4 - De'Von A-Chance of Voodoo
As the PMFL Podcast trio, along with their new companion, ventured deeper into the Set, the chilly night seemed to intensify. The crisp air whispered tales of secrets and danger, and the trio couldn't help but exchange uncertain glances. The Cold Hustler, his haunting violin melody replaced with...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E3 - Load Management
On that brisk, chilly night in Port Moody, the town's denizens were nestled warmly in their homes, oblivious to the unfolding drama. The moon hung low in the clear sky, casting an ethereal glow upon the cobbled streets. Father Winter's icy fingers seemed to dance through the air, nipping at the...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E2 - A Fouur Houurse Race
The Owl had been nursing his little wounds and brooding since that fateful day when his grand scheme to capture Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj had been foiled. His feathery pride had taken a hit, but his determination to end the PMFL Podcast had only grown stronger. As he sat in his...
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PMFL Podcast.S5.E1 - Pringle For Your Thoughts
High up in the towering cityscape of Port Moody, Cap'n D, Mr. Hungry, and the Young-Hoe Fuj were gathered in Cap'n's apartment, ready to record the highly anticipated first episode of Season 5 of the PMFL Podcast. The trio was excited, sipping on grog and munching on a can of Pringles as they...
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E17 - THE EMERGENCY PMFL PODCAST
WHAT DO WE DO? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E16 - The Grand Finale
This is it Boys. The Big One. The One we all Dream of. These are the voyages of the Starship Space Pig. These are the Trials of the Mexican Dildo enthusiasts. Moonhogs. Hard-Ons. Who will etch their name on the PMFL Trophy and claim our League's greatest prize? Who will go home sobbing? Dreaming...
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E15 - The Ghost of Toilets Past
This week with the Cap'n and his Motley Krew of Ugly Vagabonds are out and about, so, the Pod is brought to you by a real gap hazard crew. The Hogs in their first season walk us through his approach to the Semis facing the “God Send” Fujii's. Supported along the way by two Toilet Bowl battle...
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E14 - Cock-Fright Stiffness
It's December 2022. I've finally revealed to the world why I, Andrew Luck, left football. What I didn't tell ESPN is that not only did I suffer great mental and physical trauma while I was playing, but that I also suffered great trauma at the hands of the god-forsaken members of the PMFL Podcast....
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E13 - A Filthy Little Simpmas
Have yourself a dirty little Simpmas, get your dick on straight. Rest in Peace Uncle Hard-O, you Filthy Old Dawg! Have yourself a naughty little Simpmas. Uncle O was gay. From now on, his troubles have all blown away Cap'n, Mr.Hungry and Young-Hoe breakdown our Playoff Primer Christmas Episode.…
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E12 - Let's Make a Zoovie
Let's make a Zoovie. The Premise you ask? Picture this. Horny Uncle O-Dog taking a pretty second place Hard-On to the Dance. We're getting to that time. The Hard-Andre, he's dressing up real nice, something Ole Horny Uncle O-Dog would be proud to wear on his arm. Something provocative. The two…
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E10 - Never Tell Me the Odds and the Airing of Grievances
What does one do with a Free-Agent Acquisition Budget (FAAB)? To spend or not to spend? That is the question. Some spend it like there’s no tomorrow (because there isn’t) and some hold onto it like it’s real money and will be there for them next year( IT’S NOT AND IT WON’T). On tonight’s episode…
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E9 - Hootin & Hollerin
Week 9 is in the books, the Fantasy Playoffs are approaching, everyone is in the mix. Except Joey who I recently discovered has a losing record. You know who else is in the mix? SIMPS. SIMPS are in the mix. It's big simpin' baby,spendin' G's on Darrell Henderson G. You know we thug 'em, fuck 'em,...
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E8 - Just The 3 Of Us
I see the beauty of it all, of this Fantasy Football, to join the leagues historic few. Does the trophy even still exist? If it does all must be risked, beware of Owl's who go Hoo Hoo Just the three of us, we’re back bustin on the pod Just the three of us... And we're bout to bust Just the three…
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PMFL Podcast.S4.E7 - The Dead Sad Last Cats
Fantasy is tough. Good thing I've got this podcast every week to remind me just how tough. When you hit rock bottom, there's only one way to go.
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Our weekly recap session of the PMFL's games, waiver wire battles, injuries, predictions, banter and more
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