PMFL Podcast.S8.E4 - Tits on Twitch Two

This is Al Michaels. I was told Episode Four required a “professional introduction,” which apparently means I speak write the intro for the episode about Mr. Hungry’s tits. Yes, “Tits on Twitch” is the song opening tonight’s PMFL Podcast. Mr. Hungry is absent from the show because he’s taking its premise rather more seriously than the rest of us. I haven’t watched the stream. Susan says the lighting is flattering. I have asked her to stop providing updates. Younghoe Fuj is back in the booth, and the guest is Gorz of the Helmet Boppers. Trevor, welcome. Your Vikings defence scored seventeen points on your bench. Tampa Bay scored two in your lineup. That one decision turned a victory over Cap’n D into a 118.32–104.58 loss. I imagine the commissioner has been extraordinarily gracious about it. I hope you’re all reading The PMFL Gazette. I wrote eight pages this week. Eight. They’ve moved my desk into what used to be the supply closet, although “desk” is generous: it’s two beer cases beneath a printer that leaks toner whenever someone says “Froggy.” My lamp is plugged into the same outlet as Mr. Hungry’s ring light, so every time he goes live, I lose the ability to see my notes. Management calls this a shared production facility. I call it a room with no fucking door. Week Two, briefly: Tokyo beat Younghoe 156.02–87.84, a 68-point lesson in the risks of buying the dip. Skunkle beat Gausman 110.28–77.92; Gaus now owes a beer chug and an explanation for leaving Brock Purdy on the bench. The WOPs put up 144.30 against Tooth & Claw despite Jaxon Smith-Njigba scoring 38 for the losers. Hungry beat the Cold Hustlers 120.36–102.58, proving he can win a game while fully clothed—though tonight’s absence suggests that experiment is over. Stab City beat the reigning champion 113.96–100.68; Andre is 0–2 and still owns two rings, which I expect him to mention before anyone asks. And, of course, Cap’n D beat Gorz. We have already covered the defence. We will apparently be covering it again for the next ninety minutes. Tonight they’ll review the wreckage, look ahead, and play PMFL Golf, a game sponsored by the Commissioner Computer. It gets the sponsorship. I get the scorecard, the Gazette, and a folding chair somebody found beside the bins. Please enjoy Episode Four: “Tits on Twitch.” If the song starts and my lamp goes out, you’ll know Mr. Hungry has begun broadcasting. Trevor, for God’s sake, start the Vikings.