Police Stories: The Rookie Years. The Howells vs. Pam From The Office.

Send us Fan MailIn this Last episode of the Cops and Writers Podcast bonus series, retired Milwaukee Police Sergeant Patrick O'Donnell reads Chapter 26, "The Howells vs. Pam From The Office," from his book:Police Stories: The Rookie Years - True Crime, Chaos, & Life as a Big City CopBIG NEWS: The book launched yesterday and is LIVE NOW on Amazon (Kindle + Paperback).After weeks of heavy stories - triple homicides, kidnappings, dying declarations - tonight's different.It's a snowy Milwaukee night. A head-on collision in the middle of an intersection. A rookie cop who barely knows what he's doing. And three very different people.The Howells - a wealthy couple in a Jaguar XJ12 who looked like they stepped off Gilligan's Island. Thurston, in his expensive suit, Lovey in her full-length fur coat, demanding arrests.Pam - a young woman in a little black dress with piercing green eyes and blood-red lipstick. Fresh from an office Christmas party, now with a four-inch gash on her forehead.And a busybody nurse with a scowl for a facial covering who wanted to be a cop more than Patrick did, armed with a syringe and ready to draw blood.Sometimes being a rookie means pretending you know what you're doing. Even when you're making the sign of the cross with a red pen and calling it a sobriety test.All stories are real. Names and locations have been changed where necessary.🎧 This episode includes:Two-car head-on collision at Lafayette and Lake DriveNissan Sentra vs. Jaguar XJ12 - both totaledThe couple who looked like Thurston and Lovey Howell from Gilligan's IslandThe young woman who looked like Pam from The OfficeLovey: "I demand that you arrest that young girl! Obviously, she's been drinking!"Mrs. Howell: "Look at her! Her little party dress, her hair, and makeup. She was definitely partying tonight!""If I'm going to investigate it as alcohol-related, I'll have to have your husband perform field sobriety tests.""My wife has had a bit too much to drink and isn't thinking clearly."The nurse: "I sure hope you're taking her in for drunk driving! I'll draw the blood for you!""Aren't you a little helper?" Patrick thoughtThe last time Patrick did an HGN test was at the police academy a year ago - he forgot how to do it properlyPatrick winked at Pam: "Just go along with it."The nurse stomped her feet: "I can't believe this! I'm calling your sergeant!"📘 About the Book: Police Stories: The Rookie Years - True Crime, Chaos, & Life as a Big City Cop is a true crime memoir chronicling Patrick O'Donnell's early career as a big city cop during Milwaukee's crack wars in the 1990s.Book Launch: LAUNCHED YESTERDAY - LIVE NOW! Book Status: Available on Amazon NOW (Kindle + Paperback). Already climbing the charts.🔗 Get your copy NOW: Search "Police Stories Patrick O'Donnell" on Amazon or check the link below.📧 Contact Patrick: Email: [email protected] Website: copsandwriters.com Facebook Group: Cops and Writers👍 If this story stuck with you: Subscribe, leave a review, and grab your copy of the book on Amazon.If you read it, please leave an honest review - launch week reviews make a huge difference.🎙️ This is the FINAL bonus chapter. Next week, we're back to regular programming with guest interviews.Thank you for riding along these past weeks.Visit the Cops & Writers Website!Support the show