Polydactyl or Polyamorous; Internet Absolutely Hates Us! w/ Lucas Zelnick | Coastal Idiots - Episode 049

from Coastal Idiots · host Katherine Blanford & Shane Torres

Comedian Lucas Zelnick joins Katherine and Shane for an episode that proves reading your comments is always a terrible and wonderful idea. Before willingly destroying their self-esteem, the gang attempts to identify celebrities who are either polydactyl or polyamorous—a game that somehow gets less accurate the longer it goes. Between internet insults, questionable guesses, and Lucas sharing his unique perspective as a card-carrying member of Team Extra Toes as well as having a mother who dated Jeffrey Epstein in the 80’s, this episode is a glorious train wreck from start to finish. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Coastal Idiots is a weekly comedy podcast where each week your host Shane and Katherine are joined by a friend or two where they do something very stupid and hilarious. Follow Katherine and Shane so they have a reason to keep going. The show is produced by the marvelous Keida Mascaro. Some of the art on the walls by the great Perry Shall. Music by Gymshorts and Alex Orange Drink. Your favorite idiots are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! Stream video on Spotify or Youtube, to drink in every detail of Katherine Blanford & Shane Torres' shenanigans and insane sketches. Listen to audio on all podcast platforms. Welcome to the ATC family! Let's get weird. Let's get Coastal. Don't forget to call our Coastal Idiots hotline and leave a message, we might just publish it! Coastal Idiots Hotline: (510) 974-3349 More Lucas! IG: https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/ More Coastal Idiots! IG: https://www.instagram.com/coastalidiots/ More Katherine! IG⁠: https://www.instagram.com/itskatherineblanford/ More Shane! IG: https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Produced by Keida Mascaro ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG: https://www.instagram.com/keidamascaro/ The Cave Podcast Studio https://keidamascaro.com/the-cave Presented by: All Things Comedy IG: https://www.instagram.com/allthingscomedy/ Theme Song by GYMSHORTS IG: https://www.instagram.com/gymshortsmusic/ Logo & Artwork by Perry Shall IG: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/perryshall/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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