Pope

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It's a, yeah, it's a, it's gonna be a thinker, a stinker for sure. We're just not quite there yet. Used to talk about the Pope a lot, didn't we? We did.

We did talk about Pope a lot, both on and off of the show, I think. Was that only this one or was that a backwards star also? I got, it's gotta be, it has to be both, right? It's gotta be, it's gotta be, it's gotta be.

We talked about the new Pope and the young Pope and the, you know, all the different popes. And what we realized is, obviously, what we should be doing with our time is creating the perfect Pope. Yeah, Pope Rubric for all the, all you Pope heads out there. The Pope heads out there.

You've been demanding an episode. When are you guys gonna do Pope? Come on, you guys are the Pope experts, you know everything about Pope. And finally, we're here, baby.

Jumbo vibes for the Pope episode. I would like to start this off with talking about what I know about the Pope. Yeah, same, okay, same, same, same. Be serious, be serious, don't fucking lie.

I'm being serious. I know that he is the, the, I don't even know the word. Okay, you don't know. No, no, no, stay stuff you know.

The lead guy, the leader, the king, the magistrate, the lord, the patriarch, the top doggy of the Catholic church, I believe. Yeah, that's, I think that's right. He's got a sick fucking hat. Uh huh.

I'm gonna be a big topic for discussion. He is old and white. Always old and white, yeah. Is it a, is it a, is it a like a dread pirate Robert situation?

Like does he pick his replacement or is it like, do they vote for Pope? Somebody votes, but it's not the people. It's like a, I think- Yeah, why would they? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I don't think Pope gets to pick his, I don't think old Pope gets to pick young Pope because I think old Pope only gets replaced once. I wonder what circumstances could there be two popes? No, no, no, no, no. I guess we gotta watch the flick to find out.

Is there a flick called two popes? No, couldn't be. Yeah, bro. Isn't that the movie the two popes?

Yeah, yeah. Maybe that wasn't the movie that might have been the Netflix show. There was like a, there was a Jude Law was a Pope and John Malkovich was a Pope and a guy from Gabe O'Gillow was a Pope and Anthony, what was it, Mackie? Jesus Christ, Anthony Hopkins.

I was gonna say Mackie. Anthony Mackie, perhaps the only role I would like to see him in would be of the Pope. Yeah, a little Mac attack, Pope snack. Yeah.

Okay, so you covered a lot of the shit I knew. I know that he lives in the Vatican, I think. What does he actually do though? Well, we'll talk about that.

I think that we'll talk about that. He says, he says a big prayer on Sundays for sure. That's what he does. He loves it.

Don't neglect the Pope Mobile, which is a thing. Oh, very true. So, Pope Mobile is clutch. Also know that Pope oftentimes has the name of the Beatles as his name, like John Paul or George John Paul.

Yeah, yeah, George Ringo. It's all just, I think that one of the rules with the Pope is it has to be a Beatles name. Okay, I think that sounds good. So, Pope Yoko is hotly disputed.

Yeah, Pope Poco. Yeah. Okay, so I think needless to say, if you were a religious person, first of all, how did you make it this far in your show? But second of all, this probably your episode.

Yeah, either vary your episode or abandon ship because this one be not for you. Yeah, this would have been a good one to have like a priest as a special guest. Oh, one of our many priests. Well, while we're shooting high, maybe even the current Pope.

I'm going to start with the obvious one in far's categories. Go. Are you ready to jump into this? Yeah, okay, you said hat is its own category and then fit is a separate category.

No, I don't know about. I think we could combine those. No, no, no, because listen, I want here's okay, we already know. We already know cowboy hat is very quick.

We already know. Okay, okay, we could combine it, but I do want to make a case for separate because the hat is such a key unit. It's fine. Keep up separate and make it a cowboy hat.

Very quite lit. Okay. I think what we're seeing is like pretty much cowboy outfit is not going to fail pretty no matter what you are. It's true.

I feel like we're just finding ways to talk about outfits on any episode so that we could talk about these clothes that neither of us would ever be caught dead. Well, imagine if this new Pope walks out and they're like, check it. We got this new Pope. He's the young Pope.

Peep these fucking kicks and he's got the spurs. Yeah. He's like, how do you? He has other fuckers.

Okay, so here's my other thing with the hat. Pope will be able to also said, yes, yes, yes. So that's a category. The other thing with the hat to me, it's got to be huge, right?

The hat has to be. I mean, it's already big. It should be at least the size of two hats. I can't wait.

A very not quite lit hat. I just feel for lots of reasons. Yarmica is probably a bad one, right? Well, for who?

For the Pope. Wait, but doesn't he have a little? Wait a minute. Sometimes there's pictures of the Pope when he has just what looks like a Yarmica on.

Pope is not rocking a Yarmul key, bro. Little hat. Yes, like a little beanie, bro. Google Pope, a little hat.

It's like a skull cap kind of ew. I hate this. Oh, he does have a little hat. It's called a zuccheto.

It's a little zuccheto. It's what? Zuccheto. A zuccheto?

Z-U-C-C-H-E-T-T-O. Oh, my favorite hat is my favorite gourd. I will have a little gnocchi. What is it?

Zuccheto. Very not quite lit to me. Would you agree with that? I don't get it.

What situation does he wear? What situation does he wear? I believe actually I know that it's called the papal hat. Is that right?

Okay, I just can't imagine opening my closet and seeing big fucking white towering golden hat and then seeing little red zuccheto and being like, yeah, I'll go with the little one. Like fuck off. It's true. I do love the shape of the traditional Pope hat.

It's pretty nanners. I gotta say, it is at least a very pretty good and I kind of think that it's pretty good how it is, huh? Yeah. But I do want to I want to bling it up a little.

Well, I'm looking at one where there's like it's gold and it's like has like a fucking image of Jesus or Virgin Mayor, one of these critters. I don't know. Yeah, sure. Yeah, it's got to be bling to us.

Okay, so for example, if I'm the Pope, I'm a big Laker fan. I should be able to get a ring on there, right? Like I should get like a Laker's 2001 world champion. Oh, you want to?

Yeah, sure. Okay. Yeah. I think Pope gets to rock out his championship rings from his team.

His or her team. His team is a two because then that's going to piss me off if I'm if I'm if I'm following the Pope diggity and he's you know, he's like a big Yankees fan. It's like, oh fuck. I don't think so.

But when we think about ads, oh, like a NASCAR wish foundation or something on on the hat, I think ads has got to be a one you can't be put ads on the Pope. Yeah, on the hat. No, but what do you think about a two for the fit? Oh, so you just want like you're trying to get him into an NBA jersey.

I gotta get him. I gotta be making a little bit of money. How do you feel about jibbits for his hat? Well, why don't you put jibbits where I know you want them to be on his crocs, which I imagine that you want the Pope in crocs, right?

Okay, no, but I want jibbits for the hat too. Yeah, sure. I mean, when does it stop? The problem is let me get free reign of a Pope hat.

It's going to be just absolutely bling from start. Maybe we should have just done Pope hat. Yeah, that's the whole app. Holy shit.

I'm going to put jibbits as a two for the same reason as rep the team, but fit I am going to put crocs at least a two on crocs. Come on. Yeah, I'll be two on crocs. Oh, he's got to be comfy.

What? Oh, his age or category? Yeah, I think so. I think so.

Maybe just like a cold ass pope anymore. Maybe just physical description. That way we can talk about like, because I want him to be buffed. Would you agree with that?

No, I did not agree to that. Come on, dude. Imagine that. That's very pretty good.

Introducing the pope. Like fucking the rock walks out. Exactly. I was thinking the rock.

So I don't need old. Old is of one. Yeah, let's freshen this pope up, I think. I do want young pope.

But not too young. Like I don't want a fucking teen pope. Oh, teen pope though is the name of the next show I'm working on. Teen pope isn't too.

Teen pope isn't too. Because I would like to see that dumb, dumb fuck up. Oh, the antics and the angst. What do we think like mid like just like our age is our age the best.

Like I think I've 40 year old pope sounds about right. Okay, middle age pope is right. Kind of like when you're picking a president, you're like, you don't want someone who's too fucking old but you want someone that's been around the block. Okay.

So you don't want buff pope. No, I do not like buff pope. Well, I'll tell you then that I don't want I don't want him to be like very tall. I don't want like big tall like NBA center type.

You don't want like a seven footer. Yeah. Too tall is I think and you already got that hat on bro. Yeah, imagine that makes him eight.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I imagine Joellen B wearing the fucking pope hat. No, but I don't mind Joellen B to the pope. Okay.

That's a boy. Joellen B. But come on, you don't want pope to be that tall because you tell me you don't want pope to just fucking pope, stir eyes somebody at the rim. Oh, pope stir.

All right. You know, you got you did get me with pope stir eyes. Big tall pope, dude. There's no way this episode is going to be funny to anybody besides us.

It's cracking me the fuck up. I want to talk a little bit about duties because I don't know anything about the pope. So I'd like to just say what I think the pope should do. Okay.

Yeah, do it. Hit me. Does it have to be based on Catholicism is that sort of the rules that we're living in here? I think vaguely.

I mean, I think the pope probably gets away with a little like a, you know, the president has duties that are slightly unrelated to being the fucking president. Like they pardon that dumb turkey on Thanksgiving who gives like sightings category. Like where do you want to catch the pope? Where's a pope sighting that you want to have?

You know what I mean? Because sometimes when you're like, oh, I'm at my local sandwich shop. Oh, but Biden's here tight. Right.

You're trying to catch the pope. So I think this counts as duties because I think that that's part of Biden's duties is like to be one of the common folk. Okay. Yeah.

Hitting up the local spots is a very quiet lit for kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's really hard to get in hits around for the bar, you know, picklebacks on me.

And then he's out of there. Oh, he's a pickleback guy. He loves picklebacks. Okay.

Are skills, is skills a category? I wonder if duties and skills we could lump together. Like I think he should be able to freestyle. Oh freestyle.

Okay. I do want to see him challenge somebody to a rap battle and win. I think that's a two to me. Because at a certain point it's like what we're losing the plot on what this pope is supposed to be but you know like when sometimes it's like, oh, Obama can sing and that's always a little treat.

Right. Yeah. Which is fine. You catch pope out here just spitting some sick fucking verse.

I'm cool. I can't be like cool hip-hop, Poplar and a cowboy hat. Like at a certain point we have to put the breaks on. Hip-hop, Poplar is another show.

Fucking ABC, just write these down. Team Pop, I swear to fucking God, in the next five years, someone's gonna make a show called Team Pop, I swear on my life it's gonna happen. Yeah, one of these is gonna hit. I mean, this is just like throwing, you know, it's- Sounds hot right now dude, it's hot.

It's scorching hot. It's scorching hot. Yeah. One thing very not quite lit duties and skills, Pope does I know for sure have to speak Latin, because that's what they speak in Vatican City.

Okay, I think that's kind of tight though. It's a dead language that speaks Latin. Okay, I'll give it a two. It is kind of tight, but it's also like legitimately where I mean it's a dead language.

Like the only thing he's doing is like reading fucking texts in Latin. Yeah, sounds so fucking cool. It sounds like he's doing a spell. Ooh, can you do spells?

I think so. No, no, no, because I actually, one of the first things I thought of when I was mentally preparing for this episode is what type of powers does he have? Yeah, powers. I think that we're gonna get too much into, life as a wizard if we dip into that, which is very too recent for us to be dipping into powers.

Okay, okay, that's fair, that's fair. But, but, but, I think that maybe, I think is it out of the realm of possibility that Pope, maybe, I don't know, does a miracle? I feel like miracles happen, right? Yeah, that seems like a pretty, a pretty necessary thing for a Pope to do, right?

You gotta do, you wanna be taken seriously as a Pope, you better throw out a couple of miracles. Yeah, and I think miracles is a three obviously, right? Yeah, for sure. Annual miracles, I think.

Oh, can you, you wanna yearly? I think one of lifetime is probably groovy, but sure, we're doing the best Pope. So this dude's like throwing heaters every day. Think about how back in the day, we already talked about the NBA.

So, you know, it used to be a big man's game. They're not out there hitting threes. Right. I think as the Pope, the League of Popes, develops, they need to step up their miracle game.

All right, obviously bonus point is League of Popes. Yeah, because it's like instead of one, it's like an oligarchy and you have like, no, it's like the Avengers, dude. Just the League. You have Young Pope and Big Tall Pope and Middle-H Pope.

Team Pope and fucking Cowboy Pope. Oh my God, what I watch that. And then Joellen beat is there, like it's fucking Space Jam. Jesus Christ, James Gunn, hello, you're welcome.

Yeah, you're fucking welcome everyone. What is the Pope, I gotta look up what the Pope Mobile is right now. Oh dude, I only know it from a rest of development. It's fucking rad.

It's got this big glass bubble. It's bulletproof. But like what is the car? Oh, it's a Benz.

Sweet. Yeah, Benz I was pretty sick. I think we can upgrade that. I think Pope Mobile, I think very quite lit, the Minority Report car.

Oh, that Lexus for Minority Report. Yeah, I don't disagree with that. I still need the bubble. I do love the bubble very much.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, stick them up top on that thing. Some stuff you don't mess with, like the hat and the bulletproof bubble, those things. Also, oh, oh, we should say, hey gang, hey listeners, if the current Pope or any previous folks that we talk about or whatever reason are problematic, you don't have to tell us. We don't know anything about the Pope.

So I could be talking about how cool his hat is and you could be like, well, it's actually designed on the Egyptians that he murdered in 14 BC or whatever. And it's going to be like, you can't tell me that. I just like that it's a big hat. And that sucks if that's the case.

But we are not the crew. We are not doing any fact-checking. I'm sure this guy sucks. This is an old white guy with a lot of power who listens to God.

There's no chance he doesn't suck. Speaking of old white guy, I think fit. I think I'm done with white. How about black?

It's 2021. OK. Do you still want a robes situation? I feel like we're on the same outfit, but in black.

Black and gold. How tight is that? Oh, black and gold. Now you're with a fucking New Orleans Saints.

I love that shit. Yeah, baby. How about this, though? I like to up the material.

The robe? Can we get it to be a little satin or something? Can I get a little sheen on it? Oh, you can have whatever you like.

Yeah, baby. T.I. once said. How about?

Poetmobile doesn't have to be a car. Damn, dude. I was thinking, why isn't it a hovercraft? Why are we fucking dealing with cars still?

Hovercraft is what you were thinking. That's what it was a fan boat. You can't really get around in a hovercraft. I think hovercraft is it, too.

Talk about a golden-eye-style hovercraft. Yeah, good. So what do you horse? Oh, a horse is one.

Are you kidding me? Horse? Yeah, horses. You're always bringing up horses.

Look, as much as I fear them and as much as I know they're from outer space, you look cool and you're on one. Horse and absolute one. You can't put the bubble on it. You can't get away anywhere cool.

It's you're like a traffic. What about one of those nasty critters from Avatar? Oh, you want to ride the Navi? Yeah.

Not like the Navi, but there are things that the Navi ride. I don't know what they are, dude. I don't think I saw that flick. It's bad.

You don't need to. No popes in at all. But can I propose something? That's not that.

You can propose something going. What about a mech, dude? Oh, like a fucking Gundam? Yeah, dude.

OK, mech suit. Absolutely very quite lit. Fuck. How fucking sick is our pope right now, dude?

Fuck. I wish that one of us could draw. So we just fucking. Popen a mech suit?

Oh, damn. Mech a pope. Yeah, that's another hit. Yeah, all of them.

One of these is going to be something. Hollywood, these are for you free of fucking charge. It's true. Yeah, it's true.

What's a bad pope fit? Like a, like a, like a, flavour-flave situation. Oh, sure. I think also, like, I don't want casual pope.

Like, I don't want to see pope in, like, denim shorts and a t-shirt. OK, but it depends on where. Because, like, what if you're going to the stadium after work, you're going to get some reps in and you see pope doing, like, suicides up the stairs? OK.

You know what I mean? He's running every step in the whole stadium. Yeah, I want him to be shirtless then, in, like, some pretty, like a, like a, like a, like a, where's a naked fall on fit? Oh, bad.

That's horrible, dude. That's absolutely horrible. OK, so casual, I'll put it to you. Very not quite lit.

If it's like a hipster fit, I don't look like he's going to a coffee shop in Williamsburg. Like, I don't want that. I think a bad duty and skill is, like, trying to get people to be Catholic. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Confirming. Keep it to yourself, pope. A good pope keeps it to his fucking self.

How about bonus point? Keep it to yourself. I don't even know if that's something he does, but, like, I bet it is, and that sucks. I bet it is.

I bet if you wandered up to pope and he's into skies, you don't know he's pope. And you're like, oh, boy, I'm really rethinking this Judaism thing. I wish there was a single religion that was for me. You think pope is going to be like, oh, got to stay impartial?

I think that pope should be like the Jewish guys that are on the street in Brooklyn, who, when I get off the subway, they say, sir, are you Jewish? And I say, no. And they say, well, see you later. Leave me the fuck alone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I think a big thing with pope is he's always getting his rings kissed, right? I kind of like that. But yeah, I was going to say I'm not ready to ditch that totally.

But it does a little anti-COVID. I don't know. Well, I think I would just get a stranger's rings. I think I would just get over it.

I think that it would have some charm initially. And then I would be like, oh my god. I would need to respect this pope before I'm putting my lips on his nasty little sausage fingers. Well, it's maybe sausage fingers, but also maybe he's ripped.

Yeah, but in his fingers? Ew, dude. Look at those ripped fingers. Muscular ass fingers.

Ew, ripped fingers is a one. I hate that. Muscular fingers? Ew.

Are we going this? Rau is white. Very not quite lit. I think I've had it with a white pope.

Yeah, white dude is. White dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Something else that's not that. Give me anything else. Yeah. What does it have to be?

I don't think the pope has to be Italian. I think one of the popes was German. Oh, that I disagree with. I do think the pope should be Italian.

Oh, god. It's a ghost. And I wanted to do a cartoon accent. I think one that we do.

Yeah. With the cowboy hat bro in the next suit. And the mech suit also got robot phrases in it. Yeah.

It's a little bit like mama mia. It's like a transformer. Yeah. Let me get some spaghetti.

Yeah, fuck yeah. I guess Italian is a two for physical description. I think so. His name.

We talked about how he's got to be named after a beetle. Yeah. I don't think name is. I don't know if that's a very quite lit.

Pope Mobile. What if it's a boat? Or are you opposed to boat? It just seems impractical.

How's he going to get to stuff? OK. But what if they're Venice, then it's ideal? You're going to look at that?

Is that what Pope lives? But Venice has got all this. No, he lives in Vatican City, which is its own country. Kind of it's like Washington DC, I think, where it's like, it's own country, but it's not exactly the same as everybody else.

What about like, I've been watching a lot of Falcon and Winter Soldier. What about Super Soldier Pope? Like, you've got a serum. But that's buff.

But it's not of his own doing. I'm talking about like, super bad. I don't love it. I don't love it.

I don't love it. Because then we're getting into like the pope is a religious super here. That's gross to me. You know?

Like that, super soldier is a one. Is that a duty or a physical description? I think it's physical description. Praying, one, right?

For duties, I feel so boring. So boring. Praying or sleep? What about listening to prayers?

Even more boring, right? Jesus Christ, don't care about that. All of the praying shit is like, I can't apologize, gang, if you're religious, that's very fine and cool. But you cannot tell me praying.

It's not boring. It's not so fucking boring. Jeez, Louise. It's like a fucking bad song, you know?

This pope? Playing the instruments. Oh, I think playing an interesting seat to me. Now you're talking my language.

That's what, when you said freestyle, I think it was a little overboard. I think if you learned that the pope could just rip on the trumpet and just blast on that thing, I think that would be sick. Oh, yeah. For pope, what about like a James Bond car with lots of little gadgets and gizmos?

Yeah. I still think motorcycles tight, but I feel like you're not gonna like that. I'll give it a two. I mean, it's better than horse.

Is pope on social media? Oh, good question. I would like to think no. I think pope got up.

I would like to think no as well. Okay, so social media is a not. But what if he's got some like, Chrissy Teigen-esque social media presence? Okay.

Where he's just firing off like funny little bangers. Yeah, little zingers. He doesn't like shame white supremacists. Yeah.

I'll put social media as a two, huh? Yeah. I kind of want to jump back to hat real quick. I feel like we could say a little bit more.

I could talk about the half for hours. What are you, what about a utility for this hat? I like the hat to, Oh, like a beer, like one of those beer can hats with the strongest. Okay.

What are we, what are we, what are the beer can hats? That's a two, right? That sucks. That's a one.

You want that to be a three? No, I was thinking a two. Okay, I'll give it a two. I think a snap back is a one.

What if it's that exact hat though, but it just has the snap back? It's the big tall. That's a monstrosity that you've just created. I mean, Viking helmet seems like a two to me.

Yeah. Nah, that's almost a one. That's kind of threatening, huh? Yeah, exactly.

Don't make him get up on his haunches and fucking go. You know, on a beer in a Viking helmet, it's like get out of here, dude. I think fencing would be a cool skill for him. Okay.

Yeah. Just specifically fencing or do you want to say like weapon? No, then it's weird. Okay.

Sometimes people that are good at weapons are weird about it. Yeah. Fencing is a tight one. And I like to think that his fencing mask is like three feet tall like his hat.

No, it's his fucking hat and it comes out. He pulls it down from the top to cover his whole fucking face. Oh, okay. See, this is what I like.

It doubles as like protective gear. No, I got for mobile and sort of this whole fit. It's a stark situation. It kind of just like creates itself around his body.

Yeah, obviously that's very good. So it's an Iron Man suit. And he's got like his like AI voice inside. I do want to point out, we can't get too heavy into superhero stuff.

It's not like he has an Iron Man suit. Like he has repulsor rays of fucking missiles. No, no, no, I'm just saying it creates itself around and it's made of indestructible iron or whatever. Do you get to grant people's wishes?

I guess that's not anything, huh? How do you mean like a genie? I don't know. You don't want to do powers, bro.

It sounds like you want to do powers. You know, I do. I know, I know, I know, we can't do that. How about we just put powers as a two and leave it there?

Because I just can't get into more wizard stuff. Fine, fine. Are you ready to play a game? I've got a game for you.

Welcome to our hottest new segment. It's called Pope or Nope. So how many popes have there been? Is it A, 240, B, 250, C, 260, or D, 270?

270. 60, Post. Yeah, if you didn't make that multiple choice, I think I would have guessed like 80. That's what, yeah.

I don't know, 12. Yeah, like I don't know how long. But what's the first pope? When was the first pope kicking around?

Bro, papacy. What that mean? That's what the pope. That's what this is.

It's the papacy. It's the jurisdiction pass of the pope. I think his hat should have a communicator in it, like a earpiece. Who's he on the horn with, though?

Who's his team? Oh, is he on like Secret Service? Yeah, I think he doesn't need that for shit. A good pope?

Oh, you think he rides solo? Yeah, a good pope doesn't need a fucking team. OK, interesting. So that sort of cancels out League of Popes, though, doesn't it?

No, no, no, no. That's different. I don't mean he doesn't need a Secret Service. League of Popes, kind of like Spider-Man's fine on his own sometimes.

But every now and then, he's got to team up with the rest of the Avengers. Sure, sure. Occasionally, there's a threat that causes the League of Popes to get together. Yeah, OK.

All right. Does that mean there's pope? So you're saying they're getting together. Does that mean we have Popes in multiple countries?

Is this like a? It's a multiverse situation. OK, that's what I was thinking. Yes, this is like Earth 2090.

Correct. The alternate timeline where there's like a pope with two heads or whatever. Yeah, 100 popes. What if we do the Pope's crib?

What about what's the Pope's house all about? Like mansion sucks. I mean, was that two, right? Are you saying mansions of one?

Where does the pope actually live now? I think if I have to say Vatican City one more fucking time, I'm going to go, but like in what? Why they're in kick you? I don't know.

I think a big monster house. Why don't you look at that? Where do Pope live? The Vatican Palace.

Oh, it just lives in a palace. Yeah. Palace is pretty good. That's pretty fresh.

Yeah. Palace is like makes mansion. It's fucking bitch, huh? I think duties and skills.

I would like to see Pope get up kind of a Assassin's Creed style like perch on the top of like a spire. You just kind of leap off and just push it like that. Yeah. And just like a pep of nothing.

You know how like church bells will be like, oh, it's noon. If you see Pope up there, it's 145. Is like house van? That's a one, right?

Like nasty hippie house van. Oh, for Crea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sort of Crea man Pope will be all combined.

But how's a boat? I am going to give it to you. Would you agree with that? If you don't stop talking about boats.

I just don't understand why you won't pop on a boat so bad. Pop on a boat coming Thursday's fall. Yeah, that's why baby. You're now you're getting it.

OK, I see the potential. Well, Pussy, come on. It's Italy, baby. I'm cruising around the Mediterranean.

I'm fucking getting froggy out on the high seas. What about enemies? I have a controversial very quite lit enemies. Go on.

God. Ooh, enemy in what way? Because we think the pope wants us to be a Catholic because we all love God. But Pope is the closest one to God, right?

That's like supposed to be that's like our bridge to God is Pope, I think. So what if what if Pope was like, if I kill God, they have to worship me? Oh, that's like a crazy person's mentality though. Yeah, but if you're a bloodlust pope.

That's like the definition of a supervillain, like Pope trying to kill God so they can get the powers of God. All right. That's not the very evil pope. He doesn't want the power.

OK, people like it too. No, that's a one. No enemies. It's a one.

Dark pope. Nega pope. You know what I'm saying? Like a bizarro pope?