Popup Chinese — Advanced listening test: An Unexpected Surprise

说正题，昨儿碰见一小孩儿，特别逗。他非让我们买花儿，然后就跟我朋友说：“哎，哥哥，你给姐姐买一朵花吧。” Speaking of this, I ran into this kid yesterday. It was funny. He wanted us to buy flowers, and then said to my friend, "Hey man, why don't you buy a flower for her?"是你的孩子吗？Was it your kid?这怎么可能？你听我说，后面更逗。然后我朋友就来了一句：“哎，你都长那么大了！”然后我特别不可思议，你知道吗？What? Listen to this, because it gets funnier. Then my friend said, "Hey, you've really grown up!" And it just blew me away, you know?哦，原来你的孩子都长那么大了。What? To see your kid grow up so fast?什么我的孩子啊？这，这小孩儿，真的，就是我们大一进校的时候去mix玩儿，就看见过他。就这四年，突飞猛长，一下子就长个儿了，但是还能认出来。What are you talking about? This was a kid we'd seen when we went to Mix back at the start of our first year of university. He'd just grown like a weed in those four years. Totally overnight, although you could still tell it was him.