Popup Chinese — Elementary: A Date with Sichuan

哎，服务员，我要这个。Hey, waiter, I want this one.哎，这个我不吃，上回吃了拉肚子。Hey, I can't eat this. The last time I ate it I had diarrhea.那我要那个。Then I'll have that one.这个我也不吃。也拉肚子。I won't have that either. It also gives me diarrhea.那我要这个吧。Then I want this one.噢不不不，这个也拉肚子。Oh, no no no. This one will also give you the runs.那你带我到这个饭店来干吗？So why on earth did you bring me to this restaurant?就是告诉你吃了这些都拉肚子。To tell you that all of this stuff will give you diarrhea.