Power Sources

Send us Fan MailWELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ULTIMATE POWER.  DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO COMPLETE OUR 70 SEMESTER TRAINING COURSE OF PUSHING OURSELVES TO OUR LIMITS?  GOOD.  GET YOUR CREDIT CARD READY, THEN, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT.  YOU. WILL. FEEL. PAIN.  BUT PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING OUR PITIFUL BODIES. I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR 6 YEARS AND NEITHER WILL YOU.  YOU WILL CRY.  YOU WILL THROW UP.  WE WILL SPEND HOURS SCREAMING AT OURSELVES IN THE MIRROR.  IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, YOU LITTLE BITCH, THEN LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST ABOUT POWER SOURCES FROM TWO SNOWFLAKES.  YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT SITTING BACK AND BEING LAZY WHILE THE EARTH'S NATURAL RESOURCES PULL THEIR WEIGHT AND STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.  YOU DESERVE IT, YOU CUCK.