Pregnant Pirates Meet Olivia Benson

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down her recent surprise in the Turks and all the trouble she stirred up in Charleston. There was leather, edibles, bootcut jeans and lots of questions. She also hits the hotline and tries to fix your problems one drunken message at a time.      Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely.   For a limited time, Spanx is offering Absolutely Not listeners 10% off their order on Spanx.com!   To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/ABSOLUTELY   Produced by Dear Media.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.