[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #022 - Total Recall

TOTAL TITS-UP. I’ve devised a new and improved recording method for these ridiculous things (which boils down to plugging both mikes into the one laptop instead of two different ones - genius!/commonsense), but regrettably, something went horribly wrong on this first go-round with the recording of the R channel - Rita’s mike - and it ended up a stuttering, mutated-worse-than-Kuato mess that is TOTALly unlistenable. The L channel recorded perfectly but unfortunately the L channel is Joe’s mike, so for that reason it’s also unlistenable, and Rita consequently and disastrously becomes a faint background voice, so feel free to un-listen to this episode of Commentary Fairy (I’m sure that’s already standard practice for most discerning patrons) but I am deeply sorry for this technical error and I believe I’ve located the issue* (*I’m dumb) and have determined a solution (do a thorough test beforehand) so this should not happen again. But for completeness, and because it's all that remains, here's Fairy #022 - Left Channel only. Discussed in this travesty: Joe's failure to get the director's nationality correct the most egregious example of innocent-bystander-turned-human-shield in cinema enforced Sharon sharin' infallible train advertising Joe's misidentification of the tennis hologram as Steffi Graf (I don't even know how or why I thought this) the impracticality of glass domes on Mars that shatter if you breathe on them sweat beads that prove dishonesty beyond any reasonable doubt thereby warranting an immediate death sentence and having four-to-five fake kids to feed. Open your mind, get your ass to Mars and fondle a triple-breasted mutant prostitute. (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 03:15)