[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #028 - The Faculty

When your high school teachers suddenly become distractingly sexy overnight, there's only two explanations - 1) they've all started dating someone really special who also attends the school (possibly a student) or 2) they've all been taken over by aliens. Aliens who know how to werk it. Wizza wizza... Don't cha wish ya teacher was hawt like me... Don't cha... (Robert Patrick doing the worm on a sports oval as sprinklers rain down on him...) This film explores the latter scenario. Discussed in this episode: ear-worming in both a literal and figurative sense Elijah Wood's impervious-to-flagpoles scrotum slug-style alien parasites having substantially greater pride in their appearance than high school teachers the scariest Thing in the film - a Resuscitation Annabelle CPR training manikin assuming the worst of your honour student son the Drake equation paraphrased into nonsense Kevin Williamson's love of rules & references (rulefrences) and highly suspicious people demanding to be admitted into locked premises reacting to the discovery of a world-altering biological miracle like you've found a new brand of cereal that might be worth a try and illicit drug abuse saving the day. Thanks to Mr. Porter for the suggestion! (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 04:08)