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[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #032 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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For our biggest commentary series yet, we're forging our transcripts and attending seven years at Hogwarts School for the Magically Abled. Hopefully nobody sniffs out our filthy Muggle blood and lynches us. 8 films. 8 Fairies. At least 6 dodgy Defence Against The Dark Arts teachers. Let's get this ball Rowling. Discussed in this episode: America's aversion to any title that combines geology and philosophy JK Rowling's love of the British / hatred of all other nationalities Magical Elitism An entire world of failed architects Quidditch - the point-based team sport that goes for 40 minutes but could also go for only a few seconds because of an unnecessary one-on-one game occurring within it, so prepare to be ripped off if you're a spectator Visual effects that would fit seamlessly alongside Blarp from Lost in Space (1998) Spell effectiveness - intention vs pronunciation The most horrifyingly irresponsible faculty since The Faculty (1998) Dumbledore grooming an 11-year-old boy with gifts, exclusive information, and last-minute rigging of a year-long contest (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 06:19)
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