[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #041 - Shoot 'Em Up

"A trigger-happy full-frontal assault!" So the blu-ray cover quote goes, and it's true! (apart from the full-frontal - the most you get is 25% frontal (in the form of one dead tit) and molto sideboob.) Director Michael Davis certainly shot his load in his feature directorial debut and we're the willing recipient. Paul Giamatti chews every scene, Monica Bellucci nurses them and Clive Owen shoots them dead and then turns to the next scene and stabs a carrot through its head. What's not to love?! Discussed in this episode: Australian TV censorship of R-rated movies Clive Owen - professional motion picture midwife The largest artery in the human body - the ponytail Public bathrooms - action movie go-to locale Digital unflushed pee-pee because practical water and yellow food dye was obviously too hard to source for the piss-tol scene Turning a merry-go-round with gunfire? Myth BUSTED! Type-double-D-casting Ted, the one-time University Bomber Friendly tip for anyone who finds themselves in a situation in which an interrogator has the power to cause severe pain to their private parts: maybe don't say things to deliberately antagonise your interrogator. Wait until your penis is secure and safe before doing so. John Woo's wet dream, decoded. WareHouse Alone 2: Lost in New Hammerson The most photo-real skydiving sequence since Up. Paul Giamatti switching up his phone voice to be MORE terrifying for his neglected wife The second largest artery in the human body - Clive Owen's palm The sequel we never got assaulted by, full-frontally Thanks to Mr. Porter for the suggestion! (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 03:30)