[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #042 - Hardcore Henry

He's the ultimate POV (Punching Opponents Viciously) GoPro Hero - Hardcore Henry! Regarding Hardcore Henry, we hadn't seen this film before recording this commentary, but we did our darndest to stay, at maximum, only three steps and a rooftop leap behind the plot, bleeding from a fatal gut wound. Discussed in this episode: Predictions: reflections, waking up, freak peeing and seXXX Glassing people in clubs nostalgia Hard apple core crushing The most painful moment in the film - hardcore toe stub! Low-commitment extras A sharltload of Sharlto Wardrobe malfunctioning interchangeable sex workers Russia: apparently an entire country of psychopaths who would rather bash heads in with baseball bats than play a wholesome game of baseball. Statistics don't lie. (Either that or baseball bats are cheaper than firewood in Russia) Never trust someone claiming to be your wife, no matter how many boxes they tick in your sexy-nurse fantasy When you're low on apples, crush scrota Akan's never-explained telekinetic powers Akan's batshit-level quality control: sacrifice roughly a thousand ninja butcher robots to make sure your pussy-powered robot soldier is performing as expected. And speaking of Akan - seriously, dude. I refer you to any scenario in which character #1 creates/alters/upgrades character #2 and then attempts to manipulate character #2 with the power they hold over them. Character #2 always ends up discovering the manipulation and killing character #1. You should have seen this coming from scene 1, Lucius Targaryen. Thanks to Mr. Porter for the suggestion! (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 03:33)