[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #047 - Batman & Robin

Some say it's the worst movie ever made. Others haven't seen it yet. Hop into one of several extravagantly self-illuminated "stealth" vehicles and take a ride through your worst comic book nightmare with George "I'm so sorry" Clooney, Chris O'Donnell's peel-away lips, Alicia Silverstone picking out her career coffin, Uma Thurman voting green in a city of fossil-fuel-dependent conservatives, and Arnold Schwarzenegger ripping out the page in his phrase dictionary that focuses on the word "ice" and pinning it to the centre of his inspiration collage. Discussed in this episode: Man calves = old-school sexy High on the list of unnecessary crimes - freezing artefacts in the museum's antiquities wing Batman On Ice! Always put doors on your rocket that break away to form surfboards Rita's Batman Villain persona Mr Freeze's hot side piece while his dead wife is on ice Bruce Wayne - pro-coal, global warming denier Killing your own henchman - a Gotham villain tradition Bane's reams of dialogue Alicia 17-stone [this shameful pun is based on trivia of 1997's most sensitive journalists crucifying Silverstone for gaining weight and no longer fitting into her hard plastic costume. Isn't humanity great?]. Incomprehensible title swap The Robin Signal - petty thieves and traffic violators beware! The secret location of the Bat Signal Laying out the evil plan so we know what was meant to occur, were it not for the inconvenient existence of Batman Unreliable plant thrones - they let you sit on them one second, eat you the next Alfred's A.I. - asserting its status as even creepier than Alfred himself by designing sexy crimefighting costumes for Alfred's niece The future plans for the continuation of this series that were all torpedoed by this film's cataclysmic failure ★★★★★ (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 03:36)