[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #053 - Star Wars

For our latest series, we're going back to a long time ago - 1977 - a year that will live in famy - as the year people first saw the first version of this, the 11th version of Star Wars, aka Star Wars - Episode IV - A New Hope: The Special Edition (Disney 4K "Maclunky" release). George Lucas giveth and George Lucas taketh away and giveth back covered in Jabba's lip fungus. Discussed in this episode: R2-D2 translated The true reason Star Wars was a huge success Space's lack of underwear but abundance of titty tape The life and times of Gonk Hints to twists that are yet to be conceived Han. Shot. Before the film even started. The Death Star prisoner line-up as public record The 22 innocent lives the Rebellion snuffed out to achieve victory Imperial garbage - a Rebel's best friend Princess Leia's out-of-this-galaxy six-times-a-day sex appeal The weirdest choice the film makes - Obi-Wan's The Real Transported Man trick, minus the prestige The Sports Illustrated Slave Leia bikini beach photoshoot with Dad and friends Stuntdoublephobia The key to the climax that George Lucas forgot: Death Star = Greedo, Rebellion = Han. The final line of the movie that Chewbacca delivers (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 08:09)