[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #060 - The Last Jedi

We missed a week because LIFE intervened (Toon Sandwich LIFE) but we're back in Force for the 🎊🥂60th Episode🍾🎉 of Commentary Fairy to delve into the least controversial film in the Star Wars canon. Haters gonna hate, but lovers gonna love, and according to the Beatles that's all you need. That, and green sea cow titty milk dribbling down your chin. Discussed in this episode: General Hugs, the plush toy Slow spaceships, powered by suspense Snoke's hologram-specific Napoleon Complex Water submersion - the galaxy's cure-all Chewbacca translated Out-of-context Alec Guinness syllables Sexed-up lost-button man-cleavage The Anakin of porgs Maz's active war and sex life Porgs, thala-sirens and caretakers - who would you rather? Forcetime chatting Benicio Del T-T-T-Toro World Heritage Listed Killer Irish Puffins Star War Profiteers™ - the new trilogy Snoke's impeccable mind-bridge timing, exploiting Kylo's shirtless allure The First Order paying top dollar for information from a trespassing, vandalising thief that they could have just as easily attained by looking out their window Suicidally loyal Praetorian Guards Progressive, positive, inclusive, intelligent messages that the next film balances by rewriting those messages into ones that are regressive, negative, excluding and dumb. Gold dice, chained together to render them useless as dice - Han Solo's most recognisable possession that he wasn't wearing when he died Luke being a little too secretive about his stalling strategy with the people whose escape he's buying time for by sacrificing his life Crystal Fox Poachers™ - the new trilogy Reason given for da Force: reconcilable differences Chewbacca consulting Palpatine's long-distance Force f***ing (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 03:26)