[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #062 - No Strings Attached

Why the F-buddies are we doing this film? Well, I hear you. Actually I don't - there's no one out there. But regardless, the reason is thus: We're doing a bunchload of "TWIN" films - no, not The Parent Trap or that Schwarzenegger/DeVito joint - I'm talking about the phenomenon of separate films that released the same year that somehow or other shared the exact same high-concept premise. In this case, "friends-who-also-bang", with the twin film being Friends With Benefits (2011). Should have been Friends With Bangefits (2069). I need to be euthanised. Discussed in this episode: The Who Falls First? game Whore™ - "Just [get paid to] do it" Four individuals who make a conscious choice not to cover up an unconscious naked man on their couch with a blanket or towel Subtitles for the hard-of-swearing "I have to shoot ANOTHER sex scene with Natalie Portman?? Damn my job sucks!!!" - Ashton Kutcher, sober Rom-com friend > rom-com lead Hospital on-call rooms: bring a Hazmat suit Instrumenstruation Fish mouth Flava Flav, paradigm of men Kevin Kline's Back-To-The-Future-flavoured schizophrenic delusion Natalie Portman producing a film that makes her look like a volatile, stalking, pathetic psycho while multiple characters sing the praises of Ashton Kutcher's "big heart", despite all evidence to the contrary (if you want to sync it up to the film, we eventually hit PLAY @ 07:57)