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[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #063 - Friends With Benefits
from Commentary Fairy
If you have friends in your life but you're not currently receiving benefits from them, it's time to ask yourself, and them, why. Because according to this true story, starring JT and MK, the only difficulty in maintaining such a relationship will be limited to ensuring you never badmouth the other party whilst they're hiding in a magic box within earshot. No relationship. No emotions. Just mindless commentary. And an answer to the immortal question: WHICH IS THE BETTER TWIN??? Discussed in this episode: Is JT a D? Buttcrack doubling Justin's genius-level, one-of-a-kind, fiercely-sought-after skillset: choosing the right free-for-commercial-use header images for worthless online clickbait articles. Recurring lightning bolt imagery, symbolising the destructive electrical current inherent to casual bonking The two big twists that would make this movie spectacular "Friends" for a few days/weeks before commencing obligation-free sex = an ordinary physical relationship ≠ friends with benefits Dunkyourtitinsoup.com Me Myself and erect peeing Soberly bringing an insane armpit-breathing psychopath home from the bar, because if it happens off-camera, it doesn't have to make sense Overqualified supporting cast-members Conflict-starved films The required-by-rom-com-law third act race to get to the spurned love interest, even when time is not actually an issue The Oncologist With Benefits alternative version (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 04:51)
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