[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #065 - Volcano

Dante's Peak's competition for volcanic supremacy in the year 1997 was the dumbification-of-humanity-proof-titled Volcano, starring action hero Tommy Lee Jones and rivers of methylcellulose, the thickening agent used in fast-food milkshakes. Once known as the City of Angels, it will forever now be known as the City of Ancient Holes (From Which Lava Oozes Forth). Join us as we dance the pyroclastic fantastic and answer the big question that's on everybody's ash-choked lips: WHO VOLCANO'd BETTER? 🌋🏆 Discussed in this episode: The 3 most memorable moments of this film, according to a 20-year long scientific study Special appearance by Two-Face Tommy Lee's natural waterline eye makeup The photogenicity of the La Brea Tar Pits - film v reality Promoting failure to quit smoking Fireproof American flags The most vexatious daughter character in cinema? Hanging off a fire engine ladder instead of sitting on top of it Was the subway self-sacrifice truly necessary? 10 men lifting a concrete barrier with their bare hands because they forgot about vehicles for a minute there The one reason to second-guess becoming an organ donor Why Dante's Peak cost 26M more than this All the goss[pel] on Disciples, Apostles and Evangelists The infuriating trope of small children becoming inexplicably paralysed in the path of destruction instead of running away from the destruction, necessitating an adult character with a functioning brain to risk their life by entering the path of destruction to forcibly mobilise them. (if you want to sync it up to the film, we eventually hit PLAY @ 06:30)