[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #067 - EdTV

[WHOOPS! Thought this was posted a week ago. Never trusting Patreon's scheduling feature again. Apologies to our millions of listeners.] Remember when a "real-life" TV show following a person who is famous simply for being famous was a novel concept? Nobody does - that's what makes this film such a curiosity, except in this instance Matthew McConaughey only injured the cat. Of course, it's unfair and unrealistic to lay all the blame for what became erroneously known as "Reality TV" at the feet of EdTV. It's also impossible, as those feet are already buried under 6 feet of concrete as per the instructions of everyone involved in the making of this blasphemy. Discussed in this episode: Total recall of every day of your life The Truman Show? (2023) Why does the malfunctioning rain nozzle always follow me... ♫ Ellen De-gender-bias When Woody met Harry The San Francisco street that's in every movie Things you can forget overnight: you signed your life away to a 24-hour live TV show. So you understandably wake up and grope yourself. Illuminated chilli lights, personal bathroom condom dispensers, apartment vending machines and other distracting incongruities from a production designer fresh out of the asylum The inspiration for every future reality TV producer who traffics in human suffering, manipulation and indignity Dennis Hopper on loan from Speed Elizabeth Hurley providing penis enlargement in more ways than one The most chasmic gulf in twin quality? Ron Howard immediately seeking out this film's missing ingredient for his next attempt at a feature comedy Inter(not-so)stellar (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 05:14)