[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #082 - The Town

Get ready to be deeply Affleck-ted by a Lively, Renner-gade group of bank robbers making Hamm-fisted attempts to steal Hall the money in Boston. And if you think you won't be able to sympathise with the hero, just you Postlethwaite - because in addition to being an unreformed criminal, he's also a dishonest boyfriend, absentee father, committer of extreme off-court ice hockey violence against complete strangers and still somehow suffers from a superiority complex. Welcome ta Chaaztaan ya toonie fwaak. John The-Artist-Formerly-Middle-Named-Cougar Mellencamp Mr Andrews going down with the bank, and Jem later claiming to have gone down on him Baffleck films Rebecca Hall = hope for a better, brighter future with scarves. Blake Lively = herpes. Jeremy Renner's alleged Snapchat chodesnap Jeremy Renner's immersive Charlestown character research The 4-hour version's additional scenes Full-body nun habits to complete your armored-car-robbery persona What bank robbing mask defines you? Getting little kids to cry for the shot Skeletons, nuns, stripper cops The dumbest cash room guards since sliced bread trucks Rita's criminal acts Appreciation for realistic head shooting Taking a few seconds to proclaim "prick!" instead of shooting first and saving yourself from a painful death? Priceless. Batman found! Disclaimer: Charlestown isn't all bad Rising to fame as a naked ass Duck soup Thanks to Mr. Porter for the suggestion! (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 3:54)