[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #083 - Running Scared

A more accurate title would be Confronting Angry. Paul Walker stars as the worst gangster, son, husband, father and undercover fed you've ever been threatened by with a loaded pistol as you hold your crying baby in your arms. He's about to give his next door neighbour's already-abused kid a first-hand education in drug dens, pimps, prostitutes, corrupt cops, child abduction, plastic bag asphyxiation, mass gun violence and maternal suicide. But he looks pretty happy about it in the final freeze-frame so... yay? Cameron Bright gravitating to roles that consist of multiple childhood traumas Quentin Tarantino calling when you're out of the house Shotguns with the power of circus cannons Being nominated by your peers for a Stinker Joey Gazelle's turn ons: surviving shootouts and the wash Not seeking help for your John Wayne fixation Surgically reclaiming your investment into your prostitute's fake tits Casting call: "18-64 years. Naked stripper with pussy that's not that hot." Top-decking The benefits of having an extra Paul Walker on set The nicest-looking location in the film just happening to be a place where many children have been abused, tortured and killed If the strange couple who take you to their home have extended fingers and/or ears while appearing in frosted glass silhouette, RUN! The 20-minute movie in the middle of the movie that should have been the whole movie This film having a Mastercard ad campaign parody connection to our previous Commentary Fairy, The Town? Priceless. What happens when there's no referee to put a stop to the ice hockey violence 12 years undercover wearing a microphone with a bad signal and lying to your wife instead of just shooting the bad guys from the start Blowing yourself up because you can't bear the pain of waiting three minutes for your son to get home Lemony Snicket's A Series of Closing Titles Paul Walker, in his own words, lucking out with the attractiveness level of the actress he has to fake chow Thanks to Mr. Porter for the suggestion! (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 4:00)